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19 Apr 2013, 9:37 pm

Of course they are! They are designed for putting your foot in your mouth. See? Right next to your gums.



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19 Apr 2013, 9:53 pm

I like snakes.



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19 Apr 2013, 10:03 pm

Do not want to go out tonight.


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20 Apr 2013, 1:31 pm

I am lying.



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20 Apr 2013, 3:59 pm

I rode my bike ten miles today.



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20 Apr 2013, 5:47 pm

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20 Apr 2013, 6:24 pm

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21 Apr 2013, 12:06 am

My wife has never lied to me.



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21 Apr 2013, 12:43 am

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21 Apr 2013, 2:27 pm

Tis is the worst weekend of my life.


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21 Apr 2013, 2:47 pm

I am part human, part cat. I even have claws and a tail.


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21 Apr 2013, 5:01 pm

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21 Apr 2013, 5:24 pm

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21 Apr 2013, 5:57 pm

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21 Apr 2013, 7:03 pm

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21 Apr 2013, 7:06 pm

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