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22 Apr 2013, 7:21 am

It is another secret fashion trend to wear your underpants inside out when you use a credit card to buy something above $20.



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22 Apr 2013, 7:30 am

It's easy to put action before narrative all the time.


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22 Apr 2013, 10:52 am

It's cloudy where I'm at today.


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22 Apr 2013, 11:55 am

I’m bleating.



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22 Apr 2013, 11:57 am

I'm only six inches tall.


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22 Apr 2013, 12:51 pm

I‘m “only” six feet tall.



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22 Apr 2013, 12:58 pm

I live in a busy city.


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22 Apr 2013, 3:17 pm

I have an interesting problem. For the life of me, I cannot stop eating myself. What's even weirder, is that the limbs I rip off and gorge upon grow back. But not in the right spot...



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22 Apr 2013, 3:19 pm

I'm normal



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22 Apr 2013, 3:31 pm

I drive a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California Spyder.


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22 Apr 2013, 5:15 pm

I drive.



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22 Apr 2013, 5:55 pm

I'm very, very happy.



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22 Apr 2013, 5:55 pm

I have the ability to read people's minds.


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22 Apr 2013, 5:57 pm

Saying my name backwards three times makes me magically appear in front of you.



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22 Apr 2013, 6:09 pm

When I tell a lie, my ears grow.


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22 Apr 2013, 6:14 pm

I can fly by flapping my arms really fast.