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24 Apr 2013, 3:30 pm

Obama's been asking me for presidential advice. I mess with him. That is why he tries so much crazy stuff.



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24 Apr 2013, 3:33 pm

I was the one who threw the shoe at George Bush.



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24 Apr 2013, 3:34 pm

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24 Apr 2013, 3:36 pm

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I was the one who threw the shoe at George Bush.


I was the naval seal who killed Bin Laden. Ha!


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24 Apr 2013, 3:40 pm

I know, I was the person who issued the order to kill him.



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24 Apr 2013, 3:56 pm

I have four moms



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24 Apr 2013, 4:00 pm

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24 Apr 2013, 4:02 pm

I like pie



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24 Apr 2013, 4:14 pm

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24 Apr 2013, 4:16 pm

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24 Apr 2013, 4:17 pm

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There's a zebra in my shower.


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24 Apr 2013, 4:26 pm

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24 Apr 2013, 5:34 pm

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24 Apr 2013, 5:39 pm

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