Update: I'm going to wear my friend's shoes which are humungous. I can't drive in them because they're too big, but he will drive me to buy shoes and I can wear them into the shop (yes, looking like a fool). Then he will bring me back here to get my own car, so I can drive home in my new shoes.
This is bizarre.
If anyone sees a pair of women's top siders, please forward to me asap. They've vanished off the face of the earth.
Bye for now, folks.
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