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20 Aug 2011, 10:28 am

Trigas wrote:
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I'm being harassed right now by a chimpanzee.


I'm being disturbed by a dolphin.


I'm being sexually assaulted by a Panda.


I'm being noodged by a nugget. I didn't not giggle writing this.


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20 Aug 2011, 10:29 am

My Koala is out begging for money. He needs a new trampoline.


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20 Aug 2011, 10:34 am

TenPencePiece wrote:
I understood that!


I dislike being so confusing in this thread. :lol:


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20 Aug 2011, 10:37 am

Keyboards are partially steam-powered.


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20 Aug 2011, 10:46 am

Keyboards are coal powered.



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20 Aug 2011, 10:48 am

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20 Aug 2011, 10:51 am

The first computer was made in 55 BC.


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20 Aug 2011, 10:54 am

Karl Lagerfeld doesn't look like a complete tosser.


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20 Aug 2011, 10:56 am

I'm surprised we're telling so many truths in this thread.



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20 Aug 2011, 10:58 am

Trigas doesn't know how to tell a lie!


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20 Aug 2011, 11:00 am

Galileo kept worms in a jam jar.


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20 Aug 2011, 11:40 am

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Alexander the great died by falling into a pit of lava.

This is just one of the many ways that Alexander the Great resembles Darth Vader.


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20 Aug 2011, 12:00 pm

The Renaissance was responsible for the disposable paper cup.


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20 Aug 2011, 1:33 pm

I never lie.


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20 Aug 2011, 1:45 pm

I never tell the truth.


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20 Aug 2011, 2:20 pm

Holes are just inverted towers.


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