What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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This dream was animated. I was sitting in my room texting my GF and my mom forces herself into my room with my sister following.

My Mom: Who are you texting?

Me: Does it matter?

My Sister: No it does not.

{A pause.}

My Mom & My Sister {at the same time}: UNLESS IT'S A GIRL!

This what I probably get for watching Despicable Me 2 so many times.

I dreamt I was at work once again, in the same hospital but modernized. it was fairly busy in the labor & delivery unit last night in my dream, I was having to move quickly between rooms and found I could barely make delivery tables in time. then I found myself with all my relations in one of the empty delivery rooms that had been set up for a banquet, we all were reclining on couches and eating. then I awoke.

Reclining on couches and eating reminds me of ancient Rome.

I was lying on the grass on my back, except someone was clinging to my back. I twisted and turned to try to see who was clinging there, I could see their arms, female I think. I eventually was able to force my head to be able to look over my shoulder. No one was there.

My dreams, when I remember them, play out like a really detailed movie. The environments sometimes feel more real than when I am awake. I can't really translate them into words that anyone else could understand as they don't have a specific plot most of the time.

I am sure dreams have a plot in general, but that since it is strictly symbolic in a punny way, it isn't always directly translateable into something that is sensible in the daytime.

In a broad sense, I think in most of my dreams, I am trying to get somewhere or do something so that I can relax.

I dreamed I was researching processor upgrades for my computer. I decked out on my comp when I bought it but I got the cheapest processor & least amount of ram. I figured the cost would go down if I waited a while & there might come out with a better processor. I upgraded the ram some shortly after I bought it cuz Dell gave me a really good sale but I never got around to upgrading the processor. I've been having my comp for a long time now but it's still more than good enough & should keep for at least a while longer. Maybe the dream is a sign that it's time I upgrade the processor. I cant really afford it at the moment thou but I'll try to keep it in back of my mind for when I have some extra money.

most of my dreams relate to my history. last night I dreamt I was back in the army but the unusual thing was that there was not a trace of hostility there like there was in real life, everybody was nice to me. I dreamt I had a nice long chat with my platoon sergeant, he was telling me about the misfortune that befell a fellow GI that I knew in basic/AIT, who was working on a ship on the coast and there was a horrible loading accident, he got washed overboard and drowned in cargo that was swept overboard during a freak windstorm. I asked him if he could find out his home of record or at least where he was buried, and he went to the army records place to find out. then the company commander chatted with me about how things were going for me and about my goals. then I awoke.

I don't know, but I guess I'll find out in an hour, when the stakes have died down a bit.. or maybe even dried up completely. Here's hoping.

Stay classy san diego.

^^^what's going on down in san diego?

I have weird dreams all the time.

But I'd say the weirdest dream was where I got married to some guy I didn't know. Because the idea of me getting married sort of flabbergasts me. My dream went in to detail who he was, what he did for a living, how we connected on dates, and when he chose to marry me. It was very detail oriented.

...Only for him to have revealed his secret identity was Rand from The Wheel of Time after the marriage. That killed it for me. Because I thought maybe my intuition was on to something regarding the right type of guy for me (I have no idea who my type is anyway).

Last week I had a dream that was only weird, but terrifying. I was at this gathering at a posh estate with a large number of very weird, eccentric types in attendance. I was enjoying their company, immensely! All the sudden, a huge army came rolling up with monstrous tanks and menacing looking troops with foreign accents. In horror, I watched people shot, blown, up, and set on fire with flame throwers!

I managed to escape with an attractive woman, and we were trying to find a away out of there. Just as it looked like there was no escape possible, I woke up. Awful nightmare!