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15 Jan 2006, 11:14 am

...and... and... and... and... and... she would know better than me what goes next...



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15 Jan 2006, 9:57 pm

... or so it would seem. Because that's not the real en_una_isla! It's an evil alien replicon from beyond the moon!

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15 Jan 2006, 10:54 pm

who would take over all the earths stores and turn them into Walmart's


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15 Jan 2006, 11:06 pm

Austin Powers flies to the Walmarts, one by one and tracks the Alien down.



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16 Jan 2006, 3:00 am

hidden deep within the frozen foods section....



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16 Jan 2006, 5:29 am

the alien is masquerading as a quorn sausage, with one fatal flaw...



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16 Jan 2006, 6:46 am

... it forgot that there was one person one Earth who could still stop it.

And His name was Neville Bawdley: Tax Accountant...



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16 Jan 2006, 10:56 am

.. no, really, that was his name. His profession was petroleum redistribution assistant. Anyway...



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16 Jan 2006, 12:19 pm

...he was sidetracked by the Everyday Low Prices and...


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16 Jan 2006, 12:28 pm

..wound up buying himself a pair of shoes that fell apart the next day. furious, he...



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16 Jan 2006, 1:33 pm

Led all the Walmart + Asda employees of the world in a strike. Meanwhile, in a parallel universe...



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16 Jan 2006, 11:07 pm

... the alien replicon were searching to find the only person who could stop Neville Bawdley.

The Evil Neville Bawdley Doppleganger: Tax Accountant!! !



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17 Jan 2006, 3:21 am

and it even was not even Chuck Norris in the end either........


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17 Jan 2006, 4:48 am

The two tax accounts whipped out their... calculators and began doing the audit to end all audits. Good versus Evil. Who was to come out balanced? Only time would tell...



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17 Jan 2006, 6:15 am

...and it's tax season! the furious pounding on the calculator keypads escalates, as...



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17 Jan 2006, 6:20 am

the frenetic tapping on the calculators' keypads awakens the slumbering spirit of...