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26 Oct 2024, 6:18 pm

It will never be too late to ask when even when it's too late.

My youngest brother and his fiance are in Vegas. What is some good gambling advice?


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26 Oct 2024, 8:50 pm

The best gambling strategy is to do whatever you want, and when you lose, just rob the casino.

I seem to be missing an ear. Has anyone seen it anywhere?


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26 Oct 2024, 9:51 pm

I stuck it into my neighbor's bird feeder.

I ordered an inflatable of a bottle of Corona for a party. They sent me an inflatable of corn
How did they get that mixed up?


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26 Oct 2024, 10:08 pm

They keep both the Corona and the Corn inflatable in the same warehouse.
New guy lost his reading glasses, so they sent the wrong one by accident.

What did you do yesterday?


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27 Oct 2024, 4:14 am

There is no such thing as yesterday. The world was created three hours ago and all our memories are fake.

How can you prove that universe is actually three hours old?


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27 Oct 2024, 5:34 am

You take a Star, cut it in half, and count the rings. There should be no more than three.

What are nebulas made of?


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27 Oct 2024, 6:19 am

Spoiled yogurt. Some aliens just can't learn to keep their yogurt in the fridge. That way yogurts become disobedient and irresponsible, steal their parents' cars and crash somewhere in space.

What are other ways to raise an obedient yogurt?


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28 Oct 2024, 7:16 pm

Feed it raisins. Once it is addicted to raisins it will do anything you say to get more.

What bait should be used to catch a cold?


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28 Oct 2024, 8:42 pm

A cold medication.

What comes next in the following?

Gato Petito
Kitty Pequeno
Little of Kittle


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28 Oct 2024, 9:13 pm

Donald Trump


What are the three best science fiction movies?


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28 Oct 2024, 10:55 pm

The Adventures of Pluto Nash
Doom (2005)
Jason X

What happened onboard the RMS Titenic?


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29 Oct 2024, 12:51 am

The helmsman picked a bad day to give up sniffing glue.
Interestingly enough, the same reason was responsible for the sinking of not only RMS Titenic, but RMS Titanic and RMS Teutonic, although the latter was from withdrawals from chroming paint stripper.

Apart from the cockpit...what's your favourite place in an airliner?



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29 Oct 2024, 7:40 am

The storage compartment. It's so uncomfortably cramped yet cozy.

Fill in the blank.

"It's a dirty job, but someone has to ____ it."


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29 Oct 2024, 10:21 am

Delegate

Why?


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29 Oct 2024, 10:46 am

Zed!

How do you increase your levels of cleanliness to impossible levels of upkeep?


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29 Oct 2024, 11:48 am

Since human body is just organized dirt, you get rid of it by uploading your mind to Elon Musk's server. Then, Elon Musk raises the fee, so you can't afford it and die. Then, your level of cleanliness is even higher, cause nothing is always cleaner than something.

What is money?


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