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03 Nov 2024, 2:49 pm

They don't because clouds aren't real.

There's a rhino hiding somewhere in your living room. Can you find him before the TV viewing audience does?

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04 Nov 2024, 12:47 pm

The elephant in the room finds him first. They kill the audience, so I'm the only one who can see them.

What should you do in this moral dilemma? There are five Donald Trumps tied down to a track. A train is coming. You're on the bridge and see a very fat Hitler next to you. You can push him over the bridge to stop the train and save Trumps, but then he'll be dead.

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04 Nov 2024, 1:25 pm

I let the Trumps get run over then offer Fat Hitler a triple fatty bacon cheeseburger as a reward. Heart disease will do the rest while I enjoy a stick of fruit flavored gum.

Is there ever a bad time for pudding?

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04 Nov 2024, 2:44 pm

While you are attending an anti-pudding rally would be a bad time for pudding.
(Console yourself with some pudding.)

Why doesn't the Moon wave to us?

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04 Nov 2024, 2:53 pm

Because the Apollo crew chopped its hands off for trying to steal their cheese.

What is the question?

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04 Nov 2024, 3:17 pm

Actually, it is a unit of measure used with electricity.

Have any spaceships landed on Wrong Planet?

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04 Nov 2024, 3:42 pm

Not since we voted to ban them three years ago. Now when they try to land, they are instantly transported to Right Planet, where they must put up with NTs being crazy.

Why do we breathe?

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04 Nov 2024, 4:42 pm

Who's breathing? I'm not breathing. Wait... I am breathing. Why am I breathing? Seems like a waste of energy. Maybe that's why I'm tired.

Is it utterly absurd for an utterly absurd person to call utterly absurd someone who is also utterly absurd, since as they're both utterly absurd, they shouldn't call each other utterly absurd?

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04 Nov 2024, 7:06 pm

utterly absurd wrote:

Why do we breathe?

Otherwise the inside gets really sweaty.

Quote:

Is it utterly absurd for an utterly absurd person to call utterly absurd someone who is also utterly absurd, since as they're both utterly absurd, they shouldn't call each other utterly absurd?

No...that would be absurdly uttering.

What is that smell?

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04 Nov 2024, 7:41 pm

Well, did you notice everyone is moving away from you?

Should we all move to the Moon?

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05 Nov 2024, 6:11 pm

No, Pluto. They have free shaved ice.

What is the number of stars in Orion's Belt multiplied by the number of post-plasma states of matter?

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05 Nov 2024, 8:46 pm

Ice cream.

What flavor?

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06 Nov 2024, 10:59 am

The flavor of the number of stars in Orion's Belt multiplied by the number of post-plasma states of matter. So, a bit like vanilla, according to Intergalactic Synesthesia Community.

Solve the equation:
3x + 4 meatballs / self-righteousness - 19y * a set of seven cows = blood-thirsty pirate

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06 Nov 2024, 11:43 am

You'd have a leftover of 42 beets, five pigs, and a turnip.

What if nightmares tasted like Pepsi?

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06 Nov 2024, 1:04 pm

They would dissolve brains, but be generally perceived as less scary than Coke-flavored nightmares.

If sparrows are dinosaurs, why don't they roar?

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06 Nov 2024, 4:05 pm

They do roar but at such a high pitch humans can't hear it.

What affect does that high pitch roar have on us?

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