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19 Nov 2024, 4:09 pm

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Train

Why do trains toot?

Methane builds up in their digestive tract as a result of digestive processes.

Why's the sky blue?
Why's water wet?
Why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept?

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19 Nov 2024, 5:09 pm

Sky blue divided by water wet multiplied by Judas Rat over Roman while Jesus Wept is equal to Sky to the power of wet multiplied by water to the power of blue over Judas Wept before Jesus Rat. It's just basic maths and I'm surprised you had to ask.

More importantly:

Wilder or Depp - which was the Wonkier Willy?

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19 Nov 2024, 8:06 pm

That would be Mr. Willy w*ker who spent too much time in the chocolate hole, if you know what I mean.

If a crotchety old man went back in time to kill the dinosaurs by running them over with his truck, how would that change history?

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19 Nov 2024, 10:08 pm

The dinosaurs are extinct. History says they are dead. History would be unchanged.

Suppose dinosaurs had survived. How would things be different?

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19 Nov 2024, 11:13 pm

They would be pretty much the same, except you wouldn't be asking that question.

Why don't trees have noses?

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20 Nov 2024, 12:44 am

Because they are punished by God who deprives them of the sweet pleasure of the scent of animal urine.

How do you revitalize a dying music genre?

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20 Nov 2024, 2:34 am

With a drop of brandy, my dear boy.

What's that over there? With the thing sticking out?

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20 Nov 2024, 3:36 am

It's me, sticking out my finger in disbelief caused by seeing a large nostril without the rest of the animal.

If you had a black hole in your nose, connecting it through a wormhole with someone else's nose, whose nose would you choose and why?

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20 Nov 2024, 4:08 am

Whose nose? Who knows? Who's nose. Dr Who's nose. Dr Who's nostril. Why Who's nostril? Well, why notstril?

What's the worst thing you can shout at the vicar during his Sunday sermon?

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20 Nov 2024, 11:01 am

"Science is dead and we killed it!"

Why did the porcupine eat a snowman?

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20 Nov 2024, 11:44 am

Um...are you looking for the child-safe answer?

If I wanted my own cloud, where could I buy it?

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20 Nov 2024, 11:50 am

Skies 'R' Us.

If you're going could you pick me up a 6-pack of Cumulonimbus?

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20 Nov 2024, 12:26 pm

There is 50% discount if you buy also a storm in a teacup. Want some?

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20 Nov 2024, 4:11 pm

Hold the funnel cloud, please.

What would happen if we domesticated the facehuggers and removed their urge and ability to latch onto our faces and lay eggs down our throats?

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20 Nov 2024, 4:51 pm

Their movies would be less interesting. Facehuggers would become worthless.

What is the tallest building that isn't very tall?

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