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CockneyRebel
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Location: In my little Olympic World of peace and love
04 Mar 2012, 9:55 pm
I had a new type of pasta for supper. 
MakaylaTheAspie
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Age: 28
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Location: O'er the land of the so-called free and the home of the self-proclaimed brave. (Oregon)
04 Mar 2012, 9:59 pm
04 Mar 2012, 10:05 pm
kevinjh wrote:
Vegetal [sic] rights!? Bwahahahahahahaha! 
The chance of intelligent life existing at all has decreased significantly.
The chance of intelligent life existing at all has decreased significantly.
Are you mocking me young man ?
04 Mar 2012, 10:07 pm
aussiebloke wrote:
I finished COD WOW on veteran mode than I thought " whats the point" by the time I got to the Reichstag I thought " enough is enough" more grenades where thrown by the enemy in that building than both sides in the (real wars) entirety! Worst of all the grenades seem to be attracted to you like magnets. 
Some on the forums joked completing that game in that mode was more satisfying than completing their Masters in what ever perhaps they exaggerate perhaps their a really really smart person that sucks at V games.
I love COD despite what the fat PC nerds on You Tube say , their are better example's of consoleification than that game such as Halo .
Do we have any masters people who have completed that game here ?
Some on the forums joked completing that game in that mode was more satisfying than completing their Masters in what ever perhaps they exaggerate perhaps their a really really smart person that sucks at V games.
I love COD despite what the fat PC nerds on You Tube say , their are better example's of consoleification than that game such as Halo .
Do we have any masters people who have completed that game here ?
Oh man I beat COD:WAW on veteran and I totally understand the feeling. Beating it on that difficulty was the most unfun I've ever had, but I couldn't stop the further I got into it. The grenades are more like a pinpoint accurate rocket artillery barrage than a grenade toss
04 Mar 2012, 10:10 pm
04 Mar 2012, 10:12 pm
Vigilans wrote:
aussiebloke wrote:
I finished COD WOW on veteran mode than I thought " whats the point" by the time I got to the Reichstag I thought " enough is enough" more grenades where thrown by the enemy in that building than both sides in the (real wars) entirety! Worst of all the grenades seem to be attracted to you like magnets.
Some on the forums joked completing that game in that mode was more satisfying than completing their Masters in what ever perhaps they exaggerate perhaps their a really really smart person that sucks at V games.
I love COD despite what the fat PC nerds on You Tube say , their are better example's of consoleification than that game such as Halo .
Do we have any masters people who have completed that game here ?
Some on the forums joked completing that game in that mode was more satisfying than completing their Masters in what ever perhaps they exaggerate perhaps their a really really smart person that sucks at V games.
I love COD despite what the fat PC nerds on You Tube say , their are better example's of consoleification than that game such as Halo .
Do we have any masters people who have completed that game here ?
Oh man I beat COD:WAW on veteran and I totally understand the feeling. Beating it on that difficulty was the most unfun I've ever had, but I couldn't stop the further I got into it. The grenades are more like a pinpoint accurate rocket artillery barrage than a grenade toss
I call it unfun fun
04 Mar 2012, 10:13 pm
aussiebloke wrote:
Vigilans wrote:
aussiebloke wrote:
I finished COD WOW on veteran mode than I thought " whats the point" by the time I got to the Reichstag I thought " enough is enough" more grenades where thrown by the enemy in that building than both sides in the (real wars) entirety! Worst of all the grenades seem to be attracted to you like magnets.
Some on the forums joked completing that game in that mode was more satisfying than completing their Masters in what ever perhaps they exaggerate perhaps their a really really smart person that sucks at V games.
I love COD despite what the fat PC nerds on You Tube say , their are better example's of consoleification than that game such as Halo .
Do we have any masters people who have completed that game here ?
Some on the forums joked completing that game in that mode was more satisfying than completing their Masters in what ever perhaps they exaggerate perhaps their a really really smart person that sucks at V games.
I love COD despite what the fat PC nerds on You Tube say , their are better example's of consoleification than that game such as Halo .
Do we have any masters people who have completed that game here ?
Oh man I beat COD:WAW on veteran and I totally understand the feeling. Beating it on that difficulty was the most unfun I've ever had, but I couldn't stop the further I got into it. The grenades are more like a pinpoint accurate rocket artillery barrage than a grenade toss
I call it unfun fun
It certainly made me pretty good at avoiding grenades!
04 Mar 2012, 10:15 pm
^^^^^
Tomb Raider 3 is another unfun fun game 
04 Mar 2012, 11:18 pm
aussiebloke wrote:
kevinjh wrote:
Vegetal [sic] rights!? Bwahahahahahahaha!
The chance of intelligent life existing at all has decreased significantly.
The chance of intelligent life existing at all has decreased significantly.
Are you mocking me young man ?
What would indicate anything about that? I was just browsing for miscellaneous examples of satire for a project involving Swift.
04 Mar 2012, 11:37 pm
I was really happy when work finished for the day! That's the best time of any day. The furthest point from any future work 
(I work in customer service in a call centre. It's really one of the worst jobs for an aspie... being yelled at over the phone for irrational things that I did not even do).
04 Mar 2012, 11:51 pm
05 Mar 2012, 2:38 am
05 Mar 2012, 3:03 am
Are you a munchkin? wrote:
(4) You are NOT a munchkin if you can kill an orc in one round.
You MAY be a munchkin if you can kill a tribe of orcs in one round.
You ARE a munchkin if you can kill Orcus in one round.
(7) You are NOT a munchkin if you have a Potion of Plant Control.
You MAY be a munchkin if you have a Potion of Giant Control.
You ARE a munchkin if you have a Potion of DM Control.
(9) You are NOT a munchkin if you mourn a character's death.
You MAY be a munchkin if you don't mourn a character's death.
You ARE a munchkin if you don't understand the concept of charcter death.
(11) You are not a munchkin if you enjoy adventuring in towns.
You may be a munchkin if you don't enjoy adventuring in towns.
You are a munchkin if you enjoy removing towns from the map.
(17) You are not a munchkin if you haggle over the price of a room.
You may be a munchkin if you haggle over the price of the Inn.
You are a munchkin if you don't need to haggle over the price of the Inn.
(20) You are NOT a munchkin if your heart has been broken by an elf maid.
You MAY be a munchkin if you sword has been broken decapitating a dragon.
Your ARE a munchkin if a Tarrasque has been broken running into you.
(25) You are NOT a munchkin if your mage has 20 Charisma.
You MAY be a munchkin if your mage has 20 Dexterity.
You ARE a munchkin if your mage has 20 Strength.
(44) You are NOT a munchkin if you've seen Elminster's Tower
You MAY BE a munchkin if you've been in Eliminster's Tower
You ARE a munchkin if you live in Elminster's Tower
(47) You are NOT a munchikin if you have no 18's
You MAY be a munchikin if you have one or two 18's
You ARE a munchikin if 18 is your *lowest* stat
(51) You are NOT a munchkin if your corpse is animated.
You MAY be a munchkin if your corpse is resurrected.
You ARE a munchkin if all of your characters remove a toe to be used for resurrection in case your body can't be recovered.
(56) You are NOT a munchkin if you kill a kobold to get the last xp for a level
You MIGHT be a munchkin if you kill a dragon to get the xp needed to go up a level
You ARE a munchkin if you set out to "Clean a level of the Abyss" to gain a level
(58.) You are NOT a munchkin if you have a wand of fire.
You MAY be a munchkin if you have a staff of wizardry.
You ARE a munchkin if each of your apprentices carries a golfbag of wand and staves.
(59) You are NOT a munchkin if your cleric is over 10th level.
You MAY be a munchkin if you have an expensive temple built for you.
You ARE a munchkin if the maintenance costs on your temple exceed the GNP of Germany.
(61) You are not a munchkin if your elven fighter has elven chainmail+1.
You might be a munchkin if your dwarven cleric has elven chainmail +3.
You are a munchkin if your human fighter has infravision, can detect secret doors, and can cast spells...
(67) You are not a munchkin if your characters are of all different classes.
You may be a munchkin if your characters are usually the same class.
You ARE a muchkin if the only difference between your characters is the name.
(68.) You might be a munchkin if you ask your DM for a SECOND Pit Fiend familiar.
(69) You are NOT a munchkin if, when you meet an ancient red dragon you scream and run away
You MAY be a munckin if, when you meet an ancient red dragon you hide till it leaves then run away with all the treasure you can carry
You ARE a munchkin if you walk up to an ancient red dragon and tell him "look, give me your treasure or I'll skin you alive"
(69a)You are NOT a munchkin if you do this (#69 - last) and end up as dragon steak.
(69b)You are the mother of all munchkins if you walk up to an ancient red dragon and tell him "look, give me your treasure or I'll skin you alive" And the dragon listens.
(70) You are NOT a munchkin if your character learns from experience.
You MAY be a munchkin if your character doesn't need experience.
You ARE a munchkin if experience learns from your character.
(71) You are NOT a munchkin if you fight for your kingdom.
You MAY be a munchkin if you fight against your kingdom.
You ARE a munchkin if your kingdom fights for you.
(74) You are NOT a munchkin if you journey to other kingdoms.
You MAY be a munchkin if you journey to other planes.
You ARE a munchkin if you journey to other campaigns for dinner with their gods.
You MAY be a munchkin if you can kill a tribe of orcs in one round.
You ARE a munchkin if you can kill Orcus in one round.
(7) You are NOT a munchkin if you have a Potion of Plant Control.
You MAY be a munchkin if you have a Potion of Giant Control.
You ARE a munchkin if you have a Potion of DM Control.
(9) You are NOT a munchkin if you mourn a character's death.
You MAY be a munchkin if you don't mourn a character's death.
You ARE a munchkin if you don't understand the concept of charcter death.
(11) You are not a munchkin if you enjoy adventuring in towns.
You may be a munchkin if you don't enjoy adventuring in towns.
You are a munchkin if you enjoy removing towns from the map.
(17) You are not a munchkin if you haggle over the price of a room.
You may be a munchkin if you haggle over the price of the Inn.
You are a munchkin if you don't need to haggle over the price of the Inn.
(20) You are NOT a munchkin if your heart has been broken by an elf maid.
You MAY be a munchkin if you sword has been broken decapitating a dragon.
Your ARE a munchkin if a Tarrasque has been broken running into you.
(25) You are NOT a munchkin if your mage has 20 Charisma.
You MAY be a munchkin if your mage has 20 Dexterity.
You ARE a munchkin if your mage has 20 Strength.
(44) You are NOT a munchkin if you've seen Elminster's Tower
You MAY BE a munchkin if you've been in Eliminster's Tower
You ARE a munchkin if you live in Elminster's Tower
(47) You are NOT a munchikin if you have no 18's
You MAY be a munchikin if you have one or two 18's
You ARE a munchikin if 18 is your *lowest* stat
(51) You are NOT a munchkin if your corpse is animated.
You MAY be a munchkin if your corpse is resurrected.
You ARE a munchkin if all of your characters remove a toe to be used for resurrection in case your body can't be recovered.
(56) You are NOT a munchkin if you kill a kobold to get the last xp for a level
You MIGHT be a munchkin if you kill a dragon to get the xp needed to go up a level
You ARE a munchkin if you set out to "Clean a level of the Abyss" to gain a level
(58.) You are NOT a munchkin if you have a wand of fire.
You MAY be a munchkin if you have a staff of wizardry.
You ARE a munchkin if each of your apprentices carries a golfbag of wand and staves.
(59) You are NOT a munchkin if your cleric is over 10th level.
You MAY be a munchkin if you have an expensive temple built for you.
You ARE a munchkin if the maintenance costs on your temple exceed the GNP of Germany.
(61) You are not a munchkin if your elven fighter has elven chainmail+1.
You might be a munchkin if your dwarven cleric has elven chainmail +3.
You are a munchkin if your human fighter has infravision, can detect secret doors, and can cast spells...
(67) You are not a munchkin if your characters are of all different classes.
You may be a munchkin if your characters are usually the same class.
You ARE a muchkin if the only difference between your characters is the name.
(68.) You might be a munchkin if you ask your DM for a SECOND Pit Fiend familiar.
(69) You are NOT a munchkin if, when you meet an ancient red dragon you scream and run away
You MAY be a munckin if, when you meet an ancient red dragon you hide till it leaves then run away with all the treasure you can carry
You ARE a munchkin if you walk up to an ancient red dragon and tell him "look, give me your treasure or I'll skin you alive"
(69a)You are NOT a munchkin if you do this (#69 - last) and end up as dragon steak.
(69b)You are the mother of all munchkins if you walk up to an ancient red dragon and tell him "look, give me your treasure or I'll skin you alive" And the dragon listens.
(70) You are NOT a munchkin if your character learns from experience.
You MAY be a munchkin if your character doesn't need experience.
You ARE a munchkin if experience learns from your character.
(71) You are NOT a munchkin if you fight for your kingdom.
You MAY be a munchkin if you fight against your kingdom.
You ARE a munchkin if your kingdom fights for you.
(74) You are NOT a munchkin if you journey to other kingdoms.
You MAY be a munchkin if you journey to other planes.
You ARE a munchkin if you journey to other campaigns for dinner with their gods.
TenPencePiece
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Age: 30
Gender: Male
Posts: 46,000
Location: Greater Manchester, United Kingdom
05 Mar 2012, 4:48 am
05 Mar 2012, 5:39 am
05 Mar 2012, 3:16 pm
I'm feeling good today
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