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22 Nov 2024, 2:24 pm

Not quite, but scientists are mourning the passing of God, who was found suffering catastrophic injuries, beneath a large rock.

Now we're left to wonder, who killed God?


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22 Nov 2024, 2:26 pm

It would have to be Sisyphus.

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22 Nov 2024, 2:28 pm

I'm not certain but I suspect they will need a ticket, just like everyone else.

Insects have eyes. Do they watch TV?


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23 Nov 2024, 8:29 pm

In every vision you can imagine including X-ray.

Fish?


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23 Nov 2024, 9:03 pm

No. Bears.

If fish don't exist, then how do bears eat them?


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23 Nov 2024, 9:21 pm

It's a figure of speech.

Do bares eat fish?


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24 Nov 2024, 12:45 pm

That is a trick question. Everybody knows that fruit bats are mammals.

Why do I suffer a concussion like Tiny Tim just whacked me with a ukulele every time I turn out the lights?


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24 Nov 2024, 12:48 pm

You're supposed to use the switch.

What do squirrels talk about when we can't hear them?


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24 Nov 2024, 12:56 pm

World politics and how to destabilize countries in South America.

What do you do when life gives you potatoes instead of lemons?


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24 Nov 2024, 1:08 pm

Potato salad.
Edit: Forgot I don't like potato salad. So, potatonade.

What's the best way to cook a cook?


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24 Nov 2024, 2:15 pm

You're supposed to turn yourself into a zombie and eat him raw.

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24 Nov 2024, 2:38 pm

A piece of that cake which makes fighting a piece of cake. Literally.

Where is my piece of cake? I'm hungry.


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25 Nov 2024, 5:34 pm

I don't think you'll want this cake after all. It's got...uh, penicillin in it.

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25 Nov 2024, 8:30 pm

Wait until flip is bending over... Drive-by BOOT.

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In 1930, Mayakovsky committed suicide. Even after death, his relationship with the Soviet state remained unsteady.


How would you define an unsteady relationship after death?



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25 Nov 2024, 9:48 pm

You are such a tease!

When?


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25 Nov 2024, 10:01 pm

While this question may seem simple, it comes with subtle complexities that have not been fully resolved. The current consensus is it's somewhere between 112 and Q, but there is an interesting argument that the answer is actually chicken.

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