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MONKEY
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18 May 2012, 10:58 am
Mummy_of_Peanut wrote:
MONKEY wrote:
She sounds like my borderline aspie brother. He's not a typical naughty kid either, he has violent outbursts whenever he's told to do anything he disagrees with. He's 12 now and can seriously hurt someone.
No, no violence whatsoever, just demand avoidance. She's very sweet natured, for the most part, but ask her to do anything and she just carries on with whatever she's doing or runs away, when I need her to come over (to do her homework or get her hair combed, etc). She's the same in school; everyone has finished a task and she's just about started, although her behaviour doesn't cause any disruption, so she's holding it together there a lot of the time. These past 2 months have proven to us and her teachers that she's one of the brightest in the class and has great potential. Thankfully, she seems much better this morning. 
Ah that's nice to know (about being better this morning.) Now you've explained, she sounds a lot more like me!
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18 May 2012, 7:21 pm
Clothes tags, clothes tags, clothes tags, clothes tags, clothes tags, clothes tags, clothes tags. 
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18 May 2012, 9:25 pm
spacebrain wrote:
I went outside to smoke and my roommates greasy ass girlfriend followed me. I walk to the far side of the porch and she sits on the swing. I light up and take a drag, and then, I hear it. She snorts so loud I swear I could hear the ripples every individual soft pallet through her nasal passages. She sucked so much air into her nose I could feel the barometric pressure in the air change. And the slimy mucus bubbling and making ripples in her nose.. the sound was so thick I could swear someone took and aerosol can full of egg yoke, shoved it in my ear and sprayed it directly on my ear drum. She then started hocking it, it sounded more like she was puking. A series of hocking then letting the mucus just slowly drip out of her mouth. She hocked about 12 times in a series. By the last two spits I could hear she had formed a deep puddle, the spit would drool out of her mouth and splashed into the puddle like a blast of diarrhea into a toilet. This whole situation last for like three minutes before she finally went inside. I finished my cigarette and finally turned around to go inside.. The disgusting she-daemon had spit right in my path between the swingset and the bushes... and the snot-puddle she had created seriously covered an area of one square foot. And I had to step over it with my bare feet, the nasty white and green mass of human bile, just feet from the door. I could hurl right now.
your writing is excellent!! !!....I'm sincerely impressed.
That girl is a waste of skin.
18 May 2012, 9:28 pm
Sempiternal wrote:
Clothes tags, clothes tags, clothes tags, clothes tags, clothes tags, clothes tags, clothes tags.
I hate them with all my might, also.
18 May 2012, 9:32 pm
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