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20 Apr 2019, 2:06 pm

I'm at my parents place right now. We're having Easter dinner tonight. In their eyes, I'm still female though I came out to my mum on Facebook three years ago in January. I brought a Teeny Beanie Baby with a German flag in its chest and her pea green friend who's also the same make of toy. I've been leaving the cloth Schultz at home since the beginning of January. I've also brought my favourite stuffed open mouth Om Nom that looks the most like a pea. The Commonwealth Toys one. Commonwealth makes very realistic looking toys.

I'm dreading company time and dinner. My brother in law calls me honey and deer. My sister seems to be more interested in everyone else. I feel like the German guard who walks into a prison camp from time to time. It's three years later and I still feel like this.


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20 Apr 2019, 2:11 pm

I listen to a lot of religious music because it gives me hope for the future that things will get better for me.


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20 Apr 2019, 4:26 pm

Hi, Ferris!


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20 Apr 2019, 8:03 pm

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Hi, Ferris!


Hi Kura :)


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21 Apr 2019, 4:29 am

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21 Apr 2019, 7:27 am

This is going to be a bad day. :(


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21 Apr 2019, 7:54 am

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This is going to be a bad day. :(


Really! whats up?


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21 Apr 2019, 7:57 am

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This is going to be a bad day. :(

Really! whats up?

8am Easter morning and there's some kind of plumbing problem in my building. They just shut the water off. Great. :(


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21 Apr 2019, 8:02 am

Darmok wrote:
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This is going to be a bad day. :(

Really! whats up?

8am Easter morning and there's some kind of plumbing problem in my building. They just shut the water off. Great. :(


Bummer! Have they said how long it will be , can you go and get some bottled water to tide you over.

If it's yellow , let it mellow , if it's brown , close the lid :lol:


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21 Apr 2019, 8:33 am

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As you can see Ferris is back, which my next response is, why Mr. Ferris what was the cause of your absence?

hemorrhoids.



It was a nasty case of Farmer Giles , I couldn't sit down :twisted:

My doctor prescribed me some hemorrhoid cream. On the label it said, 'For External Use Only'.

The neighbours phoned the police on me 8O


Sorry you're having issues with your Chalfonts, Ferris.


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21 Apr 2019, 11:06 am

I was sitting at a bar last night and this Asian looking fella sits down next to me and takes a sip of beer.

I glance over at him and ask if he knows any of those martial arts like Kung fu, or Karate or Ju Jitsu. He says no, WTF man!? Are you asking because I’m Chinese?

I said no, it’s because you’re drinking my beer.


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21 Apr 2019, 12:09 pm

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I was sitting at a bar last night and this Asian looking fella sits down next to me and takes a sip of beer.

I glance over at him and ask if he knows any of those martial arts like Kung fu, or Karate or Ju Jitsu. He says no, WTF man!? Are you asking because I’m Chinese?

I said no, it’s because you’re drinking my beer.

You should have warned me you were doing this joke with an American accent cus I was not picturing someone Chinese.



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21 Apr 2019, 12:23 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
I'm at my parents place right now. We're having Easter dinner tonight. In their eyes, I'm still female though I came out to my mum on Facebook three years ago in January. I brought a Teeny Beanie Baby with a German flag in its chest and her pea green friend who's also the same make of toy. I've been leaving the cloth Schultz at home since the beginning of January. I've also brought my favourite stuffed open mouth Om Nom that looks the most like a pea. The Commonwealth Toys one. Commonwealth makes very realistic looking toys.

I'm dreading company time and dinner. My brother in law calls me honey and deer. My sister seems to be more interested in everyone else. I feel like the German guard who walks into a prison camp from time to time. It's three years later and I still feel like this.

Have you seen the film The One That Got Away? it's a 1957 film starring Hardy Kruger, he plays a German pilot

during WW2 and is captured and put in a prison of war camp in the UK. He makes lots of attempts to escape and

causes so much havoc that they send him to Canada where he attempts to escape again. It's an enjoyable film

and unless you don't like old black and white films I think you might enjoy it. I always think of it when you talk

about visiting your family. I picture you like him surrounded, and planning your escape :D .



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21 Apr 2019, 3:22 pm

This morning I got to hunt for eggs, and built a bright yellow Lego chick out of the pieces in the eggs.


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21 Apr 2019, 3:46 pm

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This morning I got to hunt for eggs, and built a bright yellow Lego chick out of the pieces in the eggs.

sounds nice, kura. i'm about to go to supper with a friend.