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26 Mar 2025, 1:39 pm

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What is the best use for that separated, loose finger?

- Applied to a walking stick may improve it's top speed by up to 3km/h
- Additional security layer for fingerd(8) unix daemon
- Etui for a single pendrive
- Can be made into a jacket for a capacitor so it doesn't get a cold

How to lower electricity usage in a household?


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26 Mar 2025, 2:24 pm

You can alter the usage by fiddling with the outlet with a screwdriver.

What's the best way to scrub barnacles off a boat?


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26 Mar 2025, 4:06 pm

It's best not to bother scrubbing. Just tell them there's free pizza on the next boat and they'll be gone within 10 seconds.

What do our pets say about us when we're not around?


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27 Mar 2025, 10:08 pm

They talk about how stupid we are because we don't react to smells or sounds that are obviously important. They also discuss theories explaining why parts of our faces make weird shapes. The best one is that when we present our teeth and partially hide our eyes, we're informing them that something good is going to happen.

What is the opposite of spacetime?


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28 Mar 2025, 12:00 pm

quantum refrigeration

what do you store inside a quantum refrigerator?


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28 Mar 2025, 12:12 pm

leftover improbabilities

What would a vessel that can dive under water, float on water, drive on land, and fly in the sky be called?


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28 Mar 2025, 5:09 pm

Duck

Why should you duck?


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30 Mar 2025, 2:07 am

It beats the shiv out of going at it alone

Can I use the bathroom?


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30 Mar 2025, 12:23 pm

NO! The last time we let you use the bathroom you used it as a snake habitat.

If squirrels are so fond of peanuts why don't they just cultivate them themselves?


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30 Mar 2025, 12:55 pm

Squirrels are notoriously squeamish and don't want to get their hands dirty.

Why is a white chicken sometimes refered to as yellow?


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30 Mar 2025, 1:08 pm

Because the beak is yellow.
What does the DC in DC Comics stand for?


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30 Mar 2025, 1:18 pm

The national anthem.

What would it sit for?


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30 Mar 2025, 1:41 pm

It would sit for the Deguland.

How to tame a semi feral degu?


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30 Mar 2025, 1:57 pm

Haveanopenconversationwiththemandnegotiateamutuallybeneficialrelationshipthatisopentoroutineadjustments.

Whatiswrongwithmyspacebar?


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30 Mar 2025, 4:01 pm

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Whatiswrongwithmyspacebar?

Install spacebar driver. If it exists, unload and load it again.

Are tomatoes edible?


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30 Mar 2025, 5:33 pm

Only if you freeze them.

Are tomatoes even a vegetable?


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