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Aspiegaming
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30 Mar 2025, 6:01 pm

No, they are an alternative paint product and sports utility.

How many licks does it take to get to the creamy caramel center of a radioactive isotope?


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30 Mar 2025, 6:10 pm

27,5

How many scoops of ice cream are enough to cause a throatache?


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Yesterday, 4:14 pm

However many you can shove up your nose before you sneeze.

Why can't you eat through your nose?


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Yesterday, 4:17 pm

Because the nostrils are actually two worms. Nose hole itself is actually the mouth, and they excrete just above/behind the uvula.

The worms just eats it or rejects it. Doesn't matter what your conscious choice was.



How does one get rid of said worms?


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Today, 1:36 am

COVID19 meds

What's the difference between COVID19 and COVID19 Pro?


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Today, 6:15 am

COVID19 Pro is already AMT-enabled so one can be remotely controlled by government without prior vaccination, meanwhile COVID19 has only ME which in order to make it usable for government one has to be vaccinated.

What's the fastest way to charge an EV?


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Today, 10:25 am

Pour some nitroglycerin in the tank and shake well.

How do I advertise my newest junk food product Chimps, potato chips made from shredded chimpanzees?


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I am sick, and in so being I am the healthy one.
If my darkness or eccentricity offends you, I don't really care.
I will not apologize for being me.

There is no such thing as perfect. We are beautiful as we are. With all our imperfections, we can do anything.