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Audio, depending on whether it's email, messenger, them calling me, me calling who, or in person.

Eating cotton candy while skydiving, or getting a manicure from an attractive person of the desired sex?

I'm a guy who happens to chew his fingernails infrequently...so they may not be any nails to manicure but I'd likely choose that, cotton candy, or fairy floss as we call it, is something I like, but only so often... And considering I haven't been sky diving before I'd rather not taint the experience by having to eat something on the way down.

Logic or Emotion

I prefer logic and generally go by/esperience emotion.

Making a Soap Film Thingy or being told your hair looks absolutely FABULOUS by three different people in one day?

Um... The soap film would require effort... So the latter.

The Latter or The Former

The former latter, with is actually the current former but is now both the latter and the former- am I currently making literal latter and former sense or am I forming confusion in you brain?

The former literal latter or the latter forming confusion?

Gotta go with the confusion...


Delibratley Confusing someone or Delibratley Annoying someone

Deliberately confusing someone, which tends to annoy them, whereas annoyingf someone does not nessessarily confuse them.

Suddenly turning into a Centaur, or having to permanently legally change your name to "Rainbow Grubb"?

((There actually is at least one person walking around with the name Rainbow Brugg, by the way))

Suddenly turning into a centaur. Less embarassing AND centaurs kick arse.

Being ignorant and happy or knowledgeable and paranoid?

Being ignorant and happy.

To be happy or sad.

Happy, of course.

Being bald from head to foot but having an I.Q. of 200, or being tattooed from head to foot and having the ability to levitate one inch above the ground for sixty seconds at a time with supreme concentration?

Hmm... tough call... Bald but only because I don't know what the tattoos are.

Being a giant or a midget/dwfarf (your choice)?

Giant- but my condition for this is that I grow overnight tonight and wake up WEIGHING the same amount, only being two feet taller. ((I'll be able to get enough spots on talk shows to buy a new wardrobe, so that's not an issue)) The worst thing about being short is that the fat has noplace to go!

Sounding exactly like a foghorn, both in tone and volume, when you blow your nose, or only being able to wear one pair of footwear- really hot pink roller skates- for the rest of your life?

haha... I'll take the roller skates! Unless I'm required to wear them ALL the time. Is barefoot sometimes an option? Otherwise, the foghorn nose...

A really long skinny wedge of a nose, or a short fat pug nose?

Wedge of a nose, I guess. I have some combination of the two as-is- apparently it looks a bit like it was broken at some point.

Being able to do math only when chewing bubblegum, or being able to speak only when you have exactly one foot touching the ground? ((So yes, sitting with one foot on the ground and one foot wherever would work, but lying in bed you would be mute and standing up you'd have to be liek a stork.))

Being able to do math only while chewing bubblegum. The one-foot-on-the-floor thing would get far too annoying. :\

Being mauled by an emu or having a baboon follow you everywhere in an attempt to flirt with you?
((Don't ask where that came from, I honestly don't know.))

The Baboon trying to flirt with me would be humorous indeed, and alot less painful than being mauled...

Being part of the establishment or fighting the establishment (you have justify your decision too )