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22 May 2013, 7:11 am

My heat fan is not on this morning

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22 May 2013, 1:12 pm

I'm at home
I don't have aspergers
God created the world
Global warming is real

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22 May 2013, 1:15 pm

sixstring wrote:

Modern feminists know what they're talking about.

I'm not a feminist and that's not ofenitive.

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22 May 2013, 1:54 pm

If you persistently talk to a plant, it will eventually utter a response.

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22 May 2013, 4:28 pm

If you keep talking to an animal, it will inevitably learn human speech.

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22 May 2013, 4:53 pm

I am not dancing to youtube videos while sitting at my computer.

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23 May 2013, 2:18 pm

I am dancing to You-Tube videos barefoot.

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23 May 2013, 4:52 pm

The BBQ topic did not make me hungrier than I already was.

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23 May 2013, 5:09 pm

I hate Fridays and Saturdays.

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23 May 2013, 7:39 pm

I found myself a job.

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23 May 2013, 7:51 pm

i didn't spend all day existentially sobbing because i'm extremely happy that summer vacation is here and it doesn't feel like the last year has been an uncontrollable blur at all f**k me

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23 May 2013, 8:56 pm

I have more than 2 dangerous special interests

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24 May 2013, 1:26 pm

Beautiful people have no boogers in their nose.

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24 May 2013, 3:07 pm

The really beautiful ones have suckers and wheels. But no boogers.

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25 May 2013, 10:05 am

I'm not graduating high school!

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25 May 2013, 12:48 pm

I don't have 13 things active on my taskbar

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