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29 Jul 2016, 3:45 pm

PLAP: Is a Swedish word and is short for Pung-Längre-Än-Penis which in English means Scrotum-Longer-Then-Penis.
It was cold outside so my penis shrank and i got PLÄP.


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29 Jul 2016, 4:08 pm

^^
They can do that? 8O


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29 Jul 2016, 4:18 pm

Raleigh wrote:
PLAP: Is a Swedish word and is short for Pung-Längre-Än-Penis which in English means Scrotum-Longer-Then-Penis.
It was cold outside so my penis shrank and i got PLÄP.


Yikes! Keeping in mind the simultaneous, and often considerable shrinkage of the scrotum itself, to have it longer than the penis--no wonder just about everyone in Sweden has a sauna in their home. I'll stick with my mild climate, though!



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29 Jul 2016, 9:15 pm

I think my cat has a proverb: never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.


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29 Jul 2016, 10:42 pm

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30 Jul 2016, 12:47 am

^ She appears to have too many fingers.


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30 Jul 2016, 12:53 am

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30 Jul 2016, 12:55 am

Raleigh wrote:
^ She appears to have too many fingers.



yessss :) :P



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30 Jul 2016, 12:59 am

^ do I win a prize? :P


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30 Jul 2016, 1:27 am

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^ do I win a prize? :P



everytime i keep counting her fingers " they are 5" but i feel like there is something strange about her fingers. no thumb which is the sixth. i look at her hair , i look at the room, NOTHING WRONG. actually you are very good because u noticed them quickly. :o :P



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30 Jul 2016, 1:34 am

I have known of that pic, also look at GTA SA art work, same problem, count the guy hanging out the right most window. Five fingers without a thumb unless his thumb is on the trigger, its common if you look around, I see it a lot.

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30 Jul 2016, 1:47 am

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30 Jul 2016, 1:53 am

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Well that can't be unseen, thanks.



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30 Jul 2016, 2:04 am

welcome :mrgreen: this was almost the first thing i watched when i first used the internet. i am not talking about the youtube video. i mean the picture itself. that was yeaaaaars ago



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