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jk1
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16 Jun 2013, 2:58 pm

I'm feeling happy to go back to work in about an hour for the new week and see my colleagues.

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16 Jun 2013, 2:59 pm

^ yes, me too jk1!

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16 Jun 2013, 4:03 pm

^Cheers to Happy New Week and loving colleagues!

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17 Jun 2013, 7:25 am

Time is frozen.

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17 Jun 2013, 2:08 pm

I'm actually a mermaid. I can live on land, but need constant moisture to keep from drying out, so I spend a lot of time bathing or sitting outside in the rain. Also contrary to popular belief I can't stay under water forever because eventually my gills get tired and I must use my lungs to breathe air. I'm also fluent in dolphin and orca whale language. Everyone thinks dolphins are sweet, but they can be a real pain because they constantly want to play and if you tell them you can't because you're busy or whatever they don't listen at all, they're like kids with ADHD, seriously. Orcas are a little less hyper, however.

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17 Jun 2013, 2:16 pm

My favorite snack is a bowl of candied hamster giblets. And my favorite drink is a tall glass filled with the tears of hot sauce taste testers.

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