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It's good to see the technology in garden hoses has moved on.

On my mind? Selected dirty words for my cat. She can be a shíthead at times. Shíthead!

It's official. I absolutely, categorically and without question, hate every single person who I work with.

If I never have to hear their whinging, whining, opinionated, arse licking voices ever again it would be too soon.

I wish they'd put me in a room on my own to do my job.

Still looking for that letter to come in the mail..

What to get done first. I'm at work right now.

winter is coming. my favorite season.

I always thought Braxton Hicks was in Norfolk.

A 24-pack of lager beer cost me exactly 30 euro. Heavy as hell. I had to ask the taxi lady carry it to my apartment.

This she did.

Hang on a minute, weren't you carrying someone into church the other day? And now you have ladies carrying your beer for you??

Also, I'm not sure you had permission to leave the Off The Wall forum to hang out with these Random types.

Carrying a wheel chair isn't the same as carrying beer. It is the sin that aches your back.

You should convert to catholicism. All those sins get forgiven every week. Much less of a long term burden to carry around. Or, do like me, and ditch it completely. No guilt at all.

Once a Protestant, always a Protestant.

I wouldn't eat a garibaldi biscuit, even if it was the last biscuit on earth.

They have no redeeming features whatsoever!

i always wear my beanie sideways.
not used to wearing it the 'right' way.

It's always fascinated me how people generally suit their own noses.

Google Translate, you are useless when I come across a word I don't understand. I have to ask my German friend because half the translations you give me are about penises or nothing at all, and only some of what I encounter is actually about penises.