Post a blatant lie

Page 38 of 1200 [ 19197 posts ] Go to page Previous 1 ... 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41 ... 1200 Next

Previous topic | Next topic

shrox
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 11 Aug 2011
Age: 60
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,295
Location: OK let's go.

20 Aug 2011, 11:57 pm

I was the first black woman in space.

sagan
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 20 Jan 2011
Age: 111
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,788
Location: Land of the Lost

20 Aug 2011, 11:58 pm

Love spiders, they are so hairy and cute.

_________________
The stars look very different today.

johnsmcjohn
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 1 Jun 2011
Age: 43
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,279
Location: Las Vegas

21 Aug 2011, 12:22 am

The Queen of England is a 12th degree blackbelt in Kung-Fu.

sagan
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 20 Jan 2011
Age: 111
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,788
Location: Land of the Lost

21 Aug 2011, 1:23 am

Having no troubles whatsoever falling asleep.

_________________
The stars look very different today.

chrissyrun
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 23 Oct 2010
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 13,788
Location: Hell :)

21 Aug 2011, 1:25 am

sagan wrote:

Having no troubles whatsoever falling asleep.

Facebook isn't a good place to go for that kind of a problem.

_________________
Go die in a ditch if you're a b*tch, if you're a jerk, go to work, if you're just mean, flee the scene, and if you're rude, go ahead and intrude because you're probably just like me.

auntblabby
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 12 Feb 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 114,544
Location: the island of defective toy santas

21 Aug 2011, 1:54 am

fabio would look nice with a pigshave.

johnsmcjohn
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 1 Jun 2011
Age: 43
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,279
Location: Las Vegas

21 Aug 2011, 2:53 am

The iPhone sends subliminal messages into your head while you're on a call to buy more Apple products.

KyleTheGhost
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 29 Jul 2008
Age: 37
Gender: Female
Posts: 70,218
Location: Wisconsin

21 Aug 2011, 5:53 am

The capital of New York is Disneyland.

_________________
I am Ashley. My pronouns are she/her.

blitzkrieg
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 8 Jun 2011
Gender: Male
Posts: 17,132
Location: United Kingdom

21 Aug 2011, 6:51 am

I have hooves.

CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 116,779
Location: In my little Olympic World of peace and love

21 Aug 2011, 7:28 am

Merry Humbug!

Bah Christmas!

_________________
The Family Enigma

emlion
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 2 Sep 2010
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 17,641

21 Aug 2011, 7:32 am

I didn't just buy some completely adorable polka-dot underwear. :3

TenPencePiece
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 11 Dec 2009
Age: 29
Gender: Male
Posts: 46,000
Location: Greater Manchester, United Kingdom

21 Aug 2011, 7:33 am

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

_________________
I'm always here, all you have to do is ask and you shall receive

blitzkrieg
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 8 Jun 2011
Gender: Male
Posts: 17,132
Location: United Kingdom

21 Aug 2011, 7:35 am

I just bought a chocolate Easter egg.

Rich-Z
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 5 Jul 2011
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,569
Location: The Netherlands

21 Aug 2011, 7:39 am

I just stole the Eiffel Tower.

johnsmcjohn
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 1 Jun 2011
Age: 43
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,279
Location: Las Vegas

21 Aug 2011, 11:40 am

I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance.

CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 116,779
Location: In my little Olympic World of peace and love

21 Aug 2011, 11:49 am

I have a tail.

_________________
The Family Enigma

Page 38 of 1200 [ 19197 posts ] Go to page Previous 1 ... 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41 ... 1200 Next

Jump to:

Post a blatant lie Post Reply New Topic

Post a blatant lie