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02 Mar 2021, 2:21 pm

because it is a sign that god loves you.

why believe in toothpaste?



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02 Mar 2021, 2:22 pm

Fluoride is a good thing to get high on.

Is sniffing chlorine good?



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02 Mar 2021, 3:07 pm

Bill Gates often attributes his success to the fact that he has sniffed chlorine for 30 minutes after breakfast every day since he was 12.

Who painted the Mona Lisa?


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02 Mar 2021, 3:14 pm

The guy who drew The Simpsons.

Where is your wallet?


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02 Mar 2021, 3:18 pm

In my mind, mostly!

What's IN your wallet?



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02 Mar 2021, 3:34 pm

Dead moths

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02 Mar 2021, 4:25 pm

Vanilla extract and a kilo of butter.

What's your favourite alcoholic drink?


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02 Mar 2021, 4:29 pm

Chocolate ice cream.

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02 Mar 2021, 4:32 pm

Clorox Bleach for Unbleachables.

What's the last thing you ate?


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02 Mar 2021, 4:34 pm

A whole bar of soap. Mmmm.

What's the last thing your pet ate?



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02 Mar 2021, 5:23 pm

A garden salad with oil and vinegar

What colour becomes you?


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02 Mar 2021, 6:44 pm

At times, green becomes me, and overtakes my tan :mrgreen:

Are you having Beef-a-roni?



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03 Mar 2021, 12:00 am

my neighbor is having it. i'd be eatin' the hell outta it meself but i gotta watch my health.

are you eating seaweed?



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03 Mar 2021, 12:37 am

I'm eating lake weed.

What are you doing tomorrow?


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03 Mar 2021, 12:46 am

chopping some firewood after i fly my flying saucer to portland and back.

do you want and would actually use, a WABAC machine?



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03 Mar 2021, 12:51 am

( *googles innocuously* ... )

Ah, I remember those.

I'd use it to change into my cat-woman suit.

Why do snakes shed their skin?


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