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12 Feb 2006, 8:51 pm

...but unfortunately the Aspergians were only posing as Aspies and were REALLY...



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12 Feb 2006, 9:30 pm

PDD-NOSs which really sucked because funding for applicable programs became more difficult to obtain so the Aspergians petitioned.......


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13 Feb 2006, 1:20 am

and were granted an island of their own to inhabit forever. But wait, that island was really a top secret government base where......



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13 Feb 2006, 12:11 pm

...scientists were testing the effects of "too much" of a previously-thought-to-be-harmless-and-TASTY chemical, called...



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13 Feb 2006, 4:19 pm

...DARK CHOCOLATE. All Aspies who ate "too much" of this tasty chemical DARK CHOCOLATE...


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13 Feb 2006, 4:20 pm

...experienced a chemical reactino similar to what some label "love." Because of the timing of this occurrance...



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14 Feb 2006, 9:39 am

hundreds of babies were born in the spring, on February 14th to be exact, and this gave birth to the holiday known as.......


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14 Feb 2006, 5:33 pm

..."The Day Of Much Despair." When the babies of "The Day Of Much Despair" grew up, they all had one thing in common (aside from DOB):



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15 Feb 2006, 4:02 am

...they were all born craving dark chocolate and were born in Torino, the chocolate capital of the world...


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15 Feb 2006, 8:45 am

...at the time, the Olympics were also going on, and as a result...



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15 Feb 2006, 1:53 pm

the adult 'Babies of Despair' won gold medals in the newly added catagory of .......


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15 Feb 2006, 2:36 pm

Extreme Downhill Sledding, held on the downhill slalom course.


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15 Feb 2006, 6:58 pm

One of the people entered in this tried to sled and eat chocolate at the same time and as a result,



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15 Feb 2006, 7:28 pm

left the poor spectators wondering if the competitor was scared sh**less, or simply smeared chocolate down the course.


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16 Feb 2006, 1:33 am

Dexkaden! Ha! Ha! Ha! (rolling on the floor, peeing my pants laughing!)
Oh, that was rich!


(Sorry, I have nothing to add to the story at this time)


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16 Feb 2006, 8:46 am

Bland continued to lagh all through the night and as a result ruptured...