What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I had a dream last night that I was with Yogi Bear and some other animals in a grocery store, stealing food to take back to the woods.

I dreamed that my bedroom door broke down and my mom and I went shopping for another one. I also dreamed that there was some kind of play at another school, but they had done the same play the previous one or two years, so some of the students were cynical about it. I think my mom and I went to the school anyway, though.

I dreamed that my mom told me to sweep the space at the bottom of a staircase. I started sweeping the floor, but she told me to sweep only the carpet right at the foot of the staircase instead. I tried my best, but the guy who was supervising me told me I was doing a bad job. Then my mom told me the same, so I was really upset.

Webster's dictionary defines the word "dream" as: "Something that fully satisfied a wish".

Tertiary definition

Not just "dream" like sleeping

So.... The "dream" that I could be:
Cisgender white man
Skinny smart handsome, without undue effort

Someone that belonged somewhere

Normal (totally a "dream")

Neurotypical

Socially adept

Respected and accepted

I was on a dangerous carnival ride. It was like a seesaw, but with one side plunging into dangerously hot air and the other into cold air. Somehow, I was fine. And the ride was inside a public high school.

I was on some sort of a flying bus with a bunch of kids and we flew to a country that at first I thought was Brazil but it was more like somewhere in Africa or maybe India. I said I was worried about us landing there because we didn't come legally with passports or anything, or they might mistake us for terrorists and shoot us down, but everyone seemed to go about their business and didn't even seem to notice us. There was a guy showing a crowd of people a cobra that he was holding in his hand but it got loose and it nearly attacked me. And then it started to get dark and I heard someone say that's when all the baby cobras come out, and sure enough there were little snakes slithering around on the ground and I started to freak out since I know even baby cobras are very dangerous and then I started floating above the ground without touching it so I wouldn't get bitten. Maybe that guy with the adult cobra was a snake charmer-magician and put some kind of a spell on me.

Of course, I know how Freudian dreams with snakes in them supposedly are, so this is a little awkward.

babysnakes

I dreamed that I was taking some kind of math exam, but other students kept whispering, which upset me, so I asked the teacher if I could go to a quiet room. She reluctantly agreed and took me to an empty room, but then a class entered that room as well.

I was working in the patient financial services office, looking for an empty inter office envelope to send a fee ticket back to the doctor.

I dreamt I went back in time 3+ decades, and met up with a barracksmate in the army.

Not really recent but... I still remember having that dream months ago of Scourge the Hedgehog snapping at me and Rouge the Bat telling me how Sonic's brother, Manic the Hedgehog had got into a fight with Scourge ending up cutting off one of his fingers. Ever since that dream, I can never look at Manic the same again >_< Such a violent individual our Manic is from my system's universe.

Last night I dreamed I was pulled over by the police while riding my motorcycle near Snoqualmie Falls. The officer, who was also on a motorcycle, pulled me over because I slowed down too much before making a right turn into the Salish Lodge parking lot and he had to wait for me. He asked if he could search my bike.

Most of these elements make sense to me, other than the motorcycles. I've never owned or driven one, nor would I. Very vivid, though.