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22 Feb 2023, 2:03 pm

Just picked this one up from Jonathan Haidt:

What do you get when you cross a mafioso with a postmodernist?

An offer you can't understand.

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22 Feb 2023, 4:11 pm

In Hell everyone smokes.

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22 Feb 2023, 4:24 pm

Why was the little boy hitting himself over the head with a 2X4?

Because it felt so good when he quit

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23 Feb 2023, 2:09 pm

I want to die the same way my great uncle did, which was peacefully in his sleep.
Too bad the same couldn't be said for the other people in his car.

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05 Mar 2023, 2:50 pm

They say, AI will soon be able to write a book... but I'm sure it won't be able to serve 10 years in gulag for it.

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05 Mar 2023, 6:51 pm

How do the stars die? :star:

Usually by overdosing. :mrgreen:

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05 Mar 2023, 6:55 pm

What would you get if you were to put everybody in the state of Georgia in one room?

Answer: A family reunion. :jester:

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10 Mar 2023, 5:40 pm

I never seem to 'fit in' anywhere in life...

So after my death I will fit just nicely on my mantle. :skull:

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11 Mar 2023, 4:43 pm

A Canadian who was visiting the USA was walking down the street when an American jumped out from behind the bushes and pointed a gun at him.

"Give me all your money and I'll let you live." the American mugger growled.

"Oh, you must be a doctor!" said the Canadian.

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29 Mar 2023, 12:59 pm

Q: Why do Americans fish with a gun?
A: So they can get the whole school.

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20 May 2023, 1:53 pm

Dark humor is like food.

Not everyone gets it.

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20 May 2023, 2:37 pm

<in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried>

Dark humour is like sex.

We all hope the kids don't get it <pause> but you'd be surprised.

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20 May 2023, 4:11 pm

When the power goes out flashlights are big carriers of dead batteries.

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20 May 2023, 4:40 pm

My Gran died due to a huge mix-up, but mainly because I couldn’t remember her blood type :oops: . As her life slowly ebbed away, she kept telling me “be positive,” I try, but it’s hard without her.

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20 May 2023, 4:44 pm

Recidivist wrote:

My Gran died due to a huge mix-up, but mainly because I couldn’t remember her blood type :oops:

. As her life slowly ebbed away, she kept telling me “be positive,” I try, but it’s hard without her.

I was just about to send you hugs. Wondered why I hadn't this story before. :roll:

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20 May 2023, 5:20 pm

^ :lol:

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