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03 Mar 2021, 1:11 am

because sometimes outside on the hot pavement it is hotter than, well, a snake's @$$.

why do flies defecate 3 times per minute?



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03 Mar 2021, 4:32 am

Because they mistake laxatives for sweets.

Why is thunder thundery?



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03 Mar 2021, 4:41 am

because the creator of thunder has fat thighs.

why is lightning so light?



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03 Mar 2021, 6:05 am

Because frosting is so frosty.

How to bear bears?


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03 Mar 2021, 6:10 am

give 'em plenty o' fresh salmon.

how to bear arms? and why?



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03 Mar 2021, 6:16 am

To bear arms, use a bear's arm. Because because because.

Do pawns have paws?


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03 Mar 2021, 6:26 am

They can kill kings.

Can kings kill castles?



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03 Mar 2021, 6:46 am

no, but kings have died in castles.

who killed liberty valance?



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03 Mar 2021, 7:03 am

Not Roger Rabbit. The actual killer framed him.

Are libraries liberal?


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03 Mar 2021, 7:06 am

no but they are literal.

why isn't there a LIFE penalty and not a death penalty?



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03 Mar 2021, 9:08 am

Because: That's Life! :P

Why does English have no accent marks over letters (unless it's a recent borrowing), unlike virtually every other language?



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03 Mar 2021, 9:27 am

What are you talking about? English alphabet is made entirely of accent marks. The rest bears no meaning.

Can you drive a car mad?


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03 Mar 2021, 9:44 am

i've driven cars mad very often.

who invented sad?



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03 Mar 2021, 9:52 am

Some shrink.....

Who invented shrinks?



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03 Mar 2021, 9:54 am

the acme company.

what is the non-luminiferous ether?



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03 Mar 2021, 10:06 am

The thing that was invented in 1843.

Do you believe in the 19th century?



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