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I enjoyed reading Pride & Prejudice

i banned myself from zomg by accident

I don't want to go to with my family to the capital. I can't stand my dad, I hope his vacations ends soon, then he will be at the job and stop pissing me off.

It's 4:00 AM, and I haven't slept

I upset a bunch of people at Subway today, because I commented to the girl wrapping my sandwich up that I did not need the associated plastic bag that they always waste. She was young and gave me puppy dog eyes as if I was hurting her feelings. I replied by saying I do not need the bag, thus please don't put it in one. She came back with something to the affect that she's never had anyone say that before. I then said, that was because most people are programmed not to even think of such things and that they are generally lazy for doing so. I finished with, "Earth first!" Some people in line were pissed off, becasue I essentially said they were all lazy, which they are.

NOTE: I have not gotten a "bag" from anybody in I believe 14 years. If I need one, I bring my own. Also, I brought in my old Subway cup to fill up with my drink, rather than wasting another cup.

My first words were, "Mother, you dropped a piece of macaroni on the linoleum."

I'm dogsitting right now.

My personality problems are more complex than just AS.

I am not a parakeet, but I love them.

I once ate an entire pound of butter.

I want to work at a bookstore, movie theatre, or an expensive hotel.

I got banned from Wal-Mart for something I didn't say. My response, "Good, keep your Chinese merchandise!"

My hair is still spiked, after six and a half months.

I don't shave very often, now that I don't work at a fast food hub anymore.

I hate my hair