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KyleTheGhost
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06 Oct 2013, 5:22 am

Donald Trump is a baseball umpire.

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06 Oct 2013, 9:48 am

I am not hungover.

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06 Oct 2013, 10:22 am

I was born in Canada.

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06 Oct 2013, 4:04 pm

I was born in Portugal.

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06 Oct 2013, 8:17 pm

It feels good and soothing when you rub chilli paste into your wound.

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06 Oct 2013, 8:25 pm

This statement is completely false.

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06 Oct 2013, 9:31 pm

I love eating raw onions and garlic for breakfast everyday.

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06 Oct 2013, 9:35 pm

I eat bees!

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06 Oct 2013, 9:40 pm

I really hate listening to jazz music and drinking wine.

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06 Oct 2013, 9:42 pm

I am Bowser!

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06 Oct 2013, 10:04 pm

I love being the center of attention and make sure I am in the limelight as much as possible.

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06 Oct 2013, 10:17 pm

I generally love people

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06 Oct 2013, 10:19 pm

I am a cigarette.

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06 Oct 2013, 10:31 pm

The party doesn't start until I arrive

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06 Oct 2013, 10:44 pm

I love parties