auntblabby wrote:
WARNING- GENERAL GROSSNESS
I dreamt I was watching tv, a local entertainment program called "evening magazine," a segment featuring a naked athletic man with pale skin and crew cut, his backside to the camera, standing in the middle of Seattle's Pike Place Market, squatting and crapping out, with a sickening slippery-wet goopy sound, tin pie plates, each ejected forcefully and clattering on the floor, then he sprang up and did a jumping jack then slapped each of his nether-cheeks which jiggled incongruously, then repeated, about 5 times, all the while the evening magazine commentators were making snide comments and an audience all around laughing and giggling and clapping. his last "ejection" was of a [drum kit] cymbal which rang most musically as it hit the ground and rolled away. I was in the kitchen of my late parents' house watching this on the tv they useta have, then I went to the bathroom to do my own constitutional, after which I flushed and the flushing water sprinkled nasty water all over me, and while I was at the sink with washcloth washing it off of me, I heard somebody enter the front door, it seemed to be the naked man on tv, he was calling my [dream] name and said in an effeminate trilling voice, "
where are you? I heard from a little bird that you wanted me to come visit you!" I could see through the walls somehow while I was in the bathroom, he was dressed this time in a pink silk suit from head to toe. he went into the kitchen, and then I awoke.
Gross indeed!
Television To dream that you are watching television represents your mind and its flowing thoughts. The dream reflects how you are receiving, integrating, and expressing your ideas and thoughts. The programs you dream of watching are an objective view of the things that are in your mind.
To dream that you are on TV suggests that there is something that you want to broadcast to the whole world. You have the desire to express yourself. Alternatively, the dream means that you are trying to take a more objective view on your life issues. If you dream that the TV show is your reality, then it means that you are avoiding some responsibility.
Stranger To see a stranger in your dream signifies a part of yourself that is repressed and hidden. Alternatively, it symbolizes the archetypal dream helper who is offering you insight and advice.
Jumping Jacks To dream that you are doing jumping jacks signifies your need for more balance in your life. You need to do more methodical in how you pursue your goals.
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Silly NTs, I have Aspergers, and having Aspergers is gr-r-reat!