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03 Mar 2021, 10:11 am

no but i believe in the juneteenth century.

do you believe in santy claus?



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03 Mar 2021, 10:37 am

Nope....I believe in Santeria....

Would you like to be zapped by Shango, a Yoruba god?



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03 Mar 2021, 9:55 pm

i'd love for my neighbor to be thusly privileged.

what is the half-life of a cucumber?



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04 Mar 2021, 3:48 am

1/sqrt(distance to the nearest hamster) * lambda

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04 Mar 2021, 3:49 am

because uranus just took a bath.

why does jupiter have that big red spot?



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04 Mar 2021, 3:55 am

His sanitary pads leak.

Why doesn't Venus have any moons?


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04 Mar 2021, 5:28 am

because it's an incel.

why does pluto have the big heart on it?



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04 Mar 2021, 6:36 am

I thought he was the one with a strange tail?

Are TV's really an idiot lantern?



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04 Mar 2021, 7:43 am

Not idiotic. Just very distracted... And very distracting. And this distraction spreads hundred times as effective as COVID infection. 8O


Why is Mars called red when it's being an orange?


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04 Mar 2021, 8:26 am

It's propaganda from Soviet times.

What are eyeballs?


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04 Mar 2021, 8:30 am

Something BMW drivers don't use when changing lanes on the motorway.

Same q



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04 Mar 2021, 9:05 am

three-dimensional hurricane eyes.

Do the "I's" have it?



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04 Mar 2021, 8:40 pm

no, the Qs do.

what is inside the sun?



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04 Mar 2021, 8:46 pm

There's Kraft Dinner inside the sun. ^

kraftiekortie wrote:
Nope....I believe in Santeria....




Are you trying to be sublime?


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04 Mar 2021, 8:48 pm

i'm trying to be superlime.

how 'bout you?



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04 Mar 2021, 8:52 pm

I'm subsublime.

How to chill out?


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