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18 Oct 2013, 5:18 pm

I am black.

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19 Oct 2013, 9:07 am

I died last year.

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19 Oct 2013, 9:24 am

I am typing this at my own funeral.

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19 Oct 2013, 10:19 am

I am a dead duck, but I am still quacking.

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19 Oct 2013, 12:36 pm

I have wooden legs and real feet.

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19 Oct 2013, 3:45 pm

I love cigar bars.

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19 Oct 2013, 3:59 pm

I have one arm.

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19 Oct 2013, 4:04 pm

I am a carrot.

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19 Oct 2013, 4:14 pm

I am an apple.

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19 Oct 2013, 4:21 pm

I am a banana.

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