Behave like the aspie sterotype.

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There are 8 privative datatypes in the Java programming language! Dentists have a high suicide rate.

Why is the sky blue?

Talking even though everyone wishes to dear God that you shut up. That and, from my own experience, being unable to drop in and out of conversations at the right time. Unable to maintain eye contact - well you don't want to stare them out do you?!

*Damn right I'll stare you out, punk*

i was spinning something in my hand a second ago. honest.

Why is it eggs for breakfast and steak for dinner and not steak for breakfast and eggs for dinner, setting aside for a moment that some genius made an attempt at solving the equation with the variables steak+eggs=steak and eggs***for breakfast.

If taking into account the locgic that A. health is derived by the combination: heavy breakfast/light dinner and B. eggs are light and steak is heavy ........

Total Silence <crickets chirping in backround>

Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie!

*Random Blank Stares*

Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie!

*Collapses on the floor through over hyper-activity*

The wheels on my bus go round and round
Round and Round
Round and Round
The wheels on my bus go round and round
All day long

Whee, look at this key fob! If I push this button, the key pops out!

And if I push it back in, I can push the button again! Whee!

*Ten minutes later*

Whee, look at this key fob!

*reading the dictionary and encyclopedia*

Oh,wait...I do those already!


-SpaceCase

*looks at spacecase, mr.mark, mr.sinister and furiously scribbles in notebook*
bagels...*giggles*

Two computers running at once: one for architecture, one for WP, Flaming Lips on the stereo, not a word is said, all alone, ASTHMA! ASTHMA! WHERE IS MY INHALER!! !! !


WHERE IS MY INHALER!

there it is, in my pocket
assemble it
push it into my gob
breathe in


I FORGOT TO PUSH IT! DO IT AGAIN!

ormmmmmm ormmmmmm. . .

*ignores you all whilst playing air guitar along with The Endless Song In My Head.*

The recuperating gas turbine was Chrysler's attempt at producing an automobile powered by a turbine engine, in 1963.

The Power Recovery Turbine used an impeller to recover up to 390 horsepower from the exhaust of reciprocating radial engines. The impeller is connected to the crankshaft. This was high technology in the 1940s. BMW is introducing a design which uses a heat exchanger on the exhaust pipe of a new automobile, which drives an impeller, which is connected to the engine's crankshaft. They call it new technology.

The 1966 Batmobile had turbines as a component of something, as well as atomic batteries.

KITT was powered by an afterburning turbojet which is magically shafted through an 8 speed turbodrive transmission. Wouldn't that be a turboshaft connected to a reduction gearbox?

The intake valve on a GSO-480 opens 23 degrees before top dead center on the exhaust stroke.

I don't understand why few people read technical manuals for a hobby.

*Stares blankly into space*

Oh, that may be so, but i forgot to tell you about how many telegraph poles i have in my collection. They're exquisite!