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richie
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27 Feb 2007, 6:03 pm

Quatermass wrote:

In Soviet Russia, toilets pee into you.

(First thing I thought of, sorry)

"Toilet only way out of system"
---From the "Tower Of Secrets" by Victor Sheymov

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27 Feb 2007, 6:32 pm

In Soviet Russia bong hits YOU! !

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Ceterum autem censeo, Carthaginem esse delendam

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I'm A PINEY from my head down to my HINEY.

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27 Feb 2007, 6:49 pm

In Soviet Russia the doobie tokes YOU

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27 Feb 2007, 6:49 pm

In Soviet Russia the pizza eats YOU and the beer drinks YOU

yvaN_ehT_nioJ
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28 Feb 2007, 6:58 am

In Soviet Russia the KGB arrests YOU.

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28 Feb 2007, 7:07 am

In Soviet Russia film play you! !! !!

yvan_eht_nioj wrote:

In Soviet Russia the KGB arrests YOU.

Definitely not a reversal.

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Ceterum autem censeo, Carthaginem esse delendam

The following statement is True, the preceding statement was False.

I'm A PINEY from my head down to my HINEY.

Last edited by T-rav20 on 28 Feb 2007, 8:19 am, edited 1 time in total.

yvaN_ehT_nioJ
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28 Feb 2007, 8:11 am

In Soviet Russia the money spends YOU

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28 Feb 2007, 8:19 am

In Soviet Russia the navy join YOU! !! !! !! !! !

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Ceterum autem censeo, Carthaginem esse delendam

The following statement is True, the preceding statement was False.

I'm A PINEY from my head down to my HINEY.

Keeno
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28 Feb 2007, 4:14 pm

In Soviet Russia YOU arrest the police!

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28 Feb 2007, 4:36 pm

In Soviet Russia, Gum chews YOU!

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Lalalalai.... I'll cut you up!

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28 Feb 2007, 4:47 pm

In Soviet Russia, women ask out YOU !

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28 Feb 2007, 5:39 pm

Keeno wrote:

In Soviet Russia YOU arrest the police!

That reversal doesn't quite work either...

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28 Feb 2007, 5:40 pm

In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!

Gilb
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28 Feb 2007, 5:58 pm

in soviet Russia alcohol drinks YOU!

janicka
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28 Feb 2007, 6:04 pm

In Soviet Russia the rats at the Taco Bell film YOU.

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28 Feb 2007, 6:05 pm

In Soviet Russia, Anna Nicole's baby-daddy is YOU

(Oh wait, that's possible anywhere - not just Soviet Russia).

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