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22 Jan 2015, 3:07 pm

your skin holds in your internal organs.



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23 Jan 2015, 5:26 am

I remember when nits were the only things alive in your brain


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23 Jan 2015, 5:41 am

your brain synapses are shocking.



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23 Jan 2015, 5:48 am

You're so annoying that you broke my dictionary in a BAD way.



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23 Jan 2015, 5:55 am

if you own a dictionary it would say you broke it in DAB way!


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23 Jan 2015, 6:13 am

Are we still on page 1
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That's pretty sad
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That's what a camels penis called


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23 Jan 2015, 6:17 am

I broke down and cried earlier

I don't


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23 Jan 2015, 6:25 am

You poor-sighted astronaut! This is like fifth page :jester:



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23 Jan 2015, 5:09 pm

your bumper stickers are peeling.



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23 Jan 2015, 5:57 pm

You seem so well balanced - a chip on each shoulder..



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23 Jan 2015, 5:59 pm

^^^^
:thumright: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :thumleft:
your muffler is leaky.



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24 Jan 2015, 12:26 pm

Your nose is leaky!



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24 Jan 2015, 2:55 pm

your nose hairs are kinky.



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24 Jan 2015, 3:10 pm

your chest hairs are kinky!



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24 Jan 2015, 3:32 pm

your oil and sweat glands ooze natural secretions.



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24 Jan 2015, 8:23 pm

Fire's lit, but the chimney's blocked.


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