List combos of any two items that would freak out a cashier

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29 May 2007, 11:19 pm

Million candlepower light and a bunny suit.

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29 May 2007, 11:22 pm

A bunny suit and vampire fangs.

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29 May 2007, 11:33 pm

NOW we're cooking with gas!

Chocolate and a dog collar.

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29 May 2007, 11:54 pm

Funny, I never knew sex was sick... hmmmmm lol.
:evil: I see no mention of sex. I see mention of items.
*P**sed off*

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29 May 2007, 11:59 pm

A vibrator and flavoured condoms.

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30 May 2007, 12:06 am

ChrissandraChrissamba wrote:

A vibrator and flavoured condoms.

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30 May 2007, 1:31 am

Graelwyn wrote:

ChrissandraChrissamba wrote:

A vibrator and flavoured condoms.

Can we keep off the blue jokes?

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30 May 2007, 2:12 am

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30 May 2007, 2:23 am

A tube of superglue and a bag of dynamic lifter.

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30 May 2007, 2:33 am

1. USMC field survival guide and a crossbow

2. Ammonium nitrate and a towel

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30 May 2007, 2:35 am

nutbag wrote:

1. USMC field survival guide and a crossbow

2. Ammonium nitrate and a towel

Don't you mean 'fertiliser and a towel'?

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