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i_Am_andaJoy
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30 Nov 2007, 5:33 pm

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30 Nov 2007, 6:39 pm

techstepgenr8tion

has just been collected and thrown inside a plush cushiony van. What is your aspie residence going to be like tech?


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30 Nov 2007, 7:47 pm

syzygyish wrote:
I_F,
DON'T YOU DARE :!:
what happens outside the bottle,stays outside the bottle :!:
I deny everything :evil:

Well, you heard him Kitsy; syzygyish has invoked the Syzygyish Proclomation.

"But that I am forbid to tell the secrets of my prison-house,
I could a tale unfold whose lightest word would harrow up thy soul;
freeze thy young blood;
make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres;
thy knotted and combined locks to part and each particular hair to stand on end,
like quills upon the fretful porpentine...

But this eternal blazon must not be to ears of flesh and blood."
- Hamlet's dead dad

Still, it is plainly in public view that someone hid a shovel, someone kicked me, and someone denied everything. Intriguing.

In any case,

Starr wrote:
House people! We have an emergency situation! These guys turned up saying that they want to come live with us! They say they were abducted by aliens who took them away in a big craft in 1957. The aliens took all their clothes and performed scientific experiments on them. They say they were only away for an hour or two and think it's still 1957. You can see by their faces that they have radiation burns. They also appear to have a strange inclination to wave their arms about. Well, apart from the one whose arms were removed by the aliens. Can we help them?

I think they're harmless (and armless in one case) but the one on the right...call me speciesist but it doesn't look entirely human to me 8O

Oh good gods! Do you really need to ask? I've inadvertently fantasized about hunting Ewoks with a baseball bat. I've wondered how hard it would be to slay Snuffleupagus using a claymore. And I've called for the summary execution of the new Smurf emoticons.

CLEARLY ICARUS HAS UNRESOLVED ISSUES WITH SICKLY-SWEET CUTENESS!

Those things are so horrible I cannot even bring myself to re-quote the picture! If they come so much as near my dollhouse, I will not hesitate to get out my vorpal cricket bat and go amok. (The vorpal cricket bat should be here Monday or Tuesday, btw; I'll post a pic when it arrives). And for those of you who refuse to take my zombie-preparadness paranoia seriously, I give you THIS. Yeah.

Good fortune,

- Icarus will be the Omega Man...


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30 Nov 2007, 8:33 pm

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30 Nov 2007, 8:38 pm

Oh no you didn't. I know where you live and I will hunt you down and take back my collection!



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30 Nov 2007, 9:33 pm

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Even in his lowest swoop, the mountain eagle is still higher than the other birds upon the plain, even though they soar. --Herman Melville


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30 Nov 2007, 9:51 pm

I know how to make prissy cheerleaders go insane...

(grabs a water hose)

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Watch out miss priss...your makeup is about to wash off and everyone will see how ugly you really are!


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30 Nov 2007, 9:53 pm

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30 Nov 2007, 10:02 pm

Not if your doll implants (balloons) accidentally pop!

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30 Nov 2007, 10:05 pm

Oh goodness gracious! 8O 8O 8O

If there's a catfight going on, and I'm small enough to fit in a dollhouse or a bottle... Um, I feel a bit nervous, though I'm not sure why. 8O

(And I didn't even have to invoke catfight!)

I was considering suggesting a wading-pool Jell-o match with me as the lifeguard... But I think I'll keep that one to myself and be quiet.

Good fortune,

- Icarus is just the cheese in the mousetrap wearing a pair of opera glasses...


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30 Nov 2007, 10:12 pm

Come on Icarus, you know you don't want to be in a bottle! You know what they say, those who live for the bottle, die in the bottle or something. Seriously, wouldn't you rather die in a spacious house?


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30 Nov 2007, 10:18 pm

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30 Nov 2007, 10:39 pm

(kicks at the glass wall and freaks out then shuts down in an attempt to not hyperventilate)

Now you can see me reading. It's a good thing I brought a special book along.







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30 Nov 2007, 10:42 pm

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30 Nov 2007, 10:49 pm

Where did you put the microchip?


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Its my first complete set of One Piece Figure Statues. 8)


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