If you became Hitler

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i'd kill everyone. Hitler was an underachiever, focusing on just one group of people. kill everyone, abort the experiment, start over completely.

If I was Hitler, I'd... umm... I'd actually quit while I was ahead! All that "Invade Russia and Britain and Africa and..." carry on. Be happy with Austria, France, Poland, Chzech., African bits, etc etc. and sue for peace with a massive empire. Y'know, before I went mad and started gassing everyone.

I have that song on my iPod.

Anyway, I'd get rid of the stupid hair and mustache (does anybody else see a resemblance between scene-kid hair and his hairstyle?), and kill all the really nasty, hateful people. The Westboro Baptist Church would be first.

I'd kill the Jews.



























And the Muslims. And the Christians. And the Atheists. And the Agnostics. And the Hindus. And the Buddhists. And Cult followers. And anyone else I forgot. I would only spare serial killers. Then we kill each other in the race to be the last human ever. Then the world will be a better place, that is my final solution.

I would execute all murderers, robbers, muggers, thugs etc. We really do need to clean out this society and get rid of the scum.

People, you don't get it. Hitler thought that, by getting rid of certian people he felt were inferior, he was improving the world. Now, if most of you were in Hitler's position, you would do the same, get rid of other certian people you feel to be inferior.

I don't care if I was Hitler because he killed my dad's side of the family in the Czech Republic in the Holocaust.

I think it's sick that anyone would want to become Hitler, even hypothetically.

Thank you Tim.

My thoughts exactly.

Agree. In my earlier hypothesis, I was just making a biographical statement of him. I think I upset someone.

Geez, with all the Monty Python fans around here, not one thought to answer, "Well, speaking personally, I'd annex the Sudetenland"...

At least I got the other line in!

[quote]I think it's sick that anyone would want to become Hitler, even hypothetically."

I think it's only a f*****g joke that anyone would want to become Hitler, even hypothetically...

"Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bar man asks where it came from. Parrot says 'Africa - there's thousands of them!'"

...That's just as bad and even more funny than pretending to be Hitler for funnies. I'm not racist... it's just funny. Lighten the hell up, people.

hahaha


I'd kill myself if I was hitler, but not before destroying terrorists, telling Mr Bush we have a lot in common. Kill all the rapists and peodofiles, then bang, shoot myself

This thread is sicken should locked and deleted because possible attacks on members.

then I would get rid of myself.

this isn't really appropriate, guys.