Why the British are Insane

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I do all three of these.

lol, Hala. Quite an extensive list. Here are some explanations for some of these

Yes, we call what you would describe as bonnets "hoods." Bonnet has a very feminine connotation for us Americans. We use the word "bonnet" to describe a type of female head wear that ties under the chin and has a type of "bill" extended forward over the woman's forhead, protecting the face from the sun. It was more common in the early 1900's and earlier but is still common among Amish women.



We refer to angry as "angry" over here too, but "mad" is a more casual term.

Yes "mad" angry and "mad" insane are very confusing over here. Many people associate the two to be similar.



Over here we use the term "pantyhose" to describe leggings with a waistband that are clear. We refer to opaque leggings with a waistband as "tights" especially when referring to what ballerina's wear, we would never say a ballerina wears "pantyhose." We use the term "stockings" to describe leggings that don't have a waistband, but rather terminate on the legs. All three types are referred to as "hose" or "hosiery." Probably derived from the German word "hosen" meaning socks, or simply because they are a hose shape.

BTW, I think all three make a girls legs look delicious

When someone is wearing socks but not shoes we say they are in their "stocking feet."



We use the term sweets to refer to any sugary food served for desert. Candy is a specific kind of sweets.



You British don't have as good of a way of making a point as us Americans do. In America we can make a statement like "I am right, and that's that, PERIOD!" Saying "I am right, and that's that, FULL STOP!" just wouldn't have the same effect.

We make points much better of course because they're backed up by copious quantities of firepower

That would be pretty scary if toilets flushed backwards in Australia, instead of poop going down the toilet, it comes up!

You've clearly never heard a beautiful, "FULL! STOP!" Before. You have to say both words completely seperate, in their own sentence. I think it works better than, "PERIOD!" because it has fewer syllables.

Maybe they misheard him and thought he said "nappy" which is what you call a diaper.

I don't know whereabouts in England your father was, but we certainly call napkins napkins.

Or another confusion might have arisen if he was eating in a fast food or cheaper type place, because there they probably had "serviettes" (which are made of tissue paper, whereas napkins are made of fabric).

I call the end 'slut'.
I call speed 'fart'.

Napkin - definition 3: Diaper
Unfortunately, no dialect info is given.

i'm british & i know some wonderfully "eccentric" people.. anyways the film "Withnail & I" portrays british insanity very well..
"The carrot has mystery"