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SovietChess
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22 Dec 2006, 10:36 am

that cd where pat boone sings heavy metal songs

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22 Dec 2006, 10:50 am

A bucket of gorilla snot.

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22 Dec 2006, 10:50 am

SovietChess wrote:

that cd where pat boone sings heavy metal songs

My ears bleed at the mention.

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22 Dec 2006, 10:58 am

Flagg wrote:

SovietChess wrote:

that cd where pat boone sings heavy metal songs

My ears bleed at the mention.

That album where William Shatner sang "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds."

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22 Dec 2006, 11:10 am

A soiled nappy

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22 Dec 2006, 10:38 pm

Termites!! !! !

1066th post!! !! !

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23 Dec 2006, 12:25 am

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23 Dec 2006, 10:21 am

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23 Dec 2006, 10:38 am

A snake that likes to eat Christmas ornaments.

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23 Dec 2006, 10:55 am

my advice

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23 Dec 2006, 11:47 am

A free cleanup of the recipients hard drive while they're at another location. The action will be performed by a trained monkey, allowing a low level of probability of total disaster.

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