Send an anonymous message to ANYONE in your life

Post Reply New Topic

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxox xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxox xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxxoxooxxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoo
oooooooxxxxxxx

Thank you for telling me that you accept me. I was a little confused at one point that night before Thanksgiving, a few years ago.

God, you're stupid. Seriously stupid. Magnificently stupid for thinking that if you're staying in New York City for four nights (!) that you could go to Las Vegas for a day trip. You orange cow.

I hate you, mom! I'm an adult now. Stop telling me what to do.

Please tell me why you're ignoring me!! ! Really sorry for anything I've done :/

To Matthew...lay off and wake up.
To Mark...so sorry things will not work out. Too much rationality will poison.
To John...thanks for shooting me in the head. It worked!
Lucky

Okay, I messed up again. Guess I' m not handling it so well. You always seem to have such clarity and self- possession, and I' m pretty jealous of that. Thanks for being such a good guy, it' s always a privilege. You know where I' 'll be even though you never will.

I wonder if you are noticing these messages yet.

Perhaps you will never notice them. In a way, that makes it feel more satisfying.

It's a bit like writing a letter, and then not sending it. I can say things to you without you ever reading them.

I know you won't (hopefully) read these but please let me know what's going on :/ am very confused and really upset. Please talk to me!

Geez Uncle Peter, you've gotta write a longer laundry list than that

I'm totally confused- one minute, you hate me, then you do something nice,then you're back to blanking me. So bloody confused! Please let me know what's going on :/

well, darling, thanks for living in my head now.
there's lots of people in here. i can assure you, though, that you have the largest and most comfortable and most beautifully-decorated room.
but that's not enough for you! you have taken residence in my heart as well. and that is okay but once you're there, there's no checking out. got it? darling?

i think about you all the time.

i wish we were two old people hanging out in a log house away from everything just talking forever and never dying.

I finally mustered the courage to try sardines today... They are rather tasty!

I almost lost my nerve to try them when I pulled back the lid and saw them again for the first time since you offered me some all those times ago, but I figured that would make my trash can smell funny if I didn't eat them, and I had already bought two cans, and I didn't want to waste so many little fishes that gave their tiny lives to be in my pantry

I'm glad I tried them!

I wish you wouldn't ask me such questions.

This is making me feel crazy! I know it's you. I know you're my dog walker. I also know that I should be incensed at the invasion, but mainly I just want to know why (and also if you mean me any harm, because this whole thing is pretty effing weird).
Why would you do this? And why aren't you a better liar? Seriously, if I know you're lying, you're a pretty terrible liar.