What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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i dreamt i was in another part of the college with the military ROTC people, in this dream i was an army reservist, rank of E6/Staff Sergeant, only i still had my present-day ponytail and unmilitary bearing, and my commanding officer [a younger version of my real life army C.O.] walked into the room and said "the blanket has been thrown! (dream language for "the balloon went up!") get your asses in gear NOW, ASAP!" and we were all hurriedly rushing off to stuff our duffle bags and get ready, and since in real life i was only an E4/Spec. 4, i was amazed to see an orderly hand me my hospital whites with E6 collar insignia on them and my name on them. he also handed me my orders which described me as a staff sergeant, along with those of my barracks mates [Sergeant First Class Amos and Sergeant Bates] who were E7 and E5. nobody bugged me about my ponytail and unshaven face.
then it was after the war, and i was watching it in a little movie theatre trimmed in dark red and black checked patterns on the wall and floor], upon the movie screen was one of my fellow GIs who was killed in the action, getting embalmed and prepped by the undertaker, who resembled actor Samuel Jackson wearing blond afro and whitening makeup, dressed in a showy Hollywood tuxedo but purple in color with colonel sanders-style black tie, dress the dead GI the very same way [including blond afro and white makeup], then threw the corpse face down onto a slab to be shoved into a waiting open-ended casket sitting in back of a purple hearse.

WARNING- VIOLENCE

I dreamt that the Golden State Killer somehow escaped from custody and carjacked his way up to my place out in the woods, he shot through my front door and tore it off its hinges, then glared at me a bit before emptying his pistol into me. I floated out from my corpse and promptly jumped into his body, shoving his evil spirit aside, just long enough to take control of his shooting hand, shove the pistol hard into his mouth and pull the trigger once, blowing his brains out. I experienced the pain just as if it were my body. then we both were in outer darkness, he was in utter shock and I was cussing him out left and right and in an otherworldly fury was kicking the crap out of him, i gouged out his eyes with my fingernails, tore off his ears, stomped on his face and busted it up good, obliterating his nose and crushing his teeth, then I busted his ribs and arms and hands and stomped every finger to bits, then he somehow restored himself and he jumped up and charged at me but I knocked him back down and was about to kick him some more, then some dark spirits materialized out of nowhere and accumulated around him, grabbing him by the neck and jewels and dragging him off somewhere with him screaming like a little girl. nasty. then I awoke.

Dreamt about working at a grocery store

I was driving an RV.

I was going to write a blog on, of all things, an elderly couple who were planning on getting divorced. They didn't want their names mentioned and I responded that I wouldn't even name their town. Very weird kinda dream!

Later it seemed I wanted to catch a train somewhere. It looked like a big room like a canteen but part of the train. There were plastic uncomfortable looking plastic seats placed at random. Some could revolve twice and others four times, for no reason. The lady behind the booking counter said the ones that could revolve four times were more expensive.

I was roomies with Mitt Romney.

It's a shame as I really enjoy dreaming, but lately I've been having trouble remembering much of them.
The last one I can remember right now is one where I dragged a bunch of furniture into the forest and just placed it directly on the wet ground like I was gonna live there like that, and lit up a campfire in the middle.

Anyone had those dreams where you're very attached to a person that doesn't seem to exist in reality, then you wake up and feel really bad that they're gone? It's a pretty odd feeling..

My parents and I were staying at some hotel, and mom and I were heading out to go to a nearby mall. But instead of driving to it like we normally do my mother wanted to take a shortcut by walking through some kind of swamp in the woods. I said "No mom, there are leeches in the water!" but she went into it and I followed her. Then I see very tiny leeches stuck to my leg (no pain) and I pick them off and say "that's it it I'm not going!" I can see several tiny leeches attached to mom's bare feet but she doesn't seem to care, and disappeared into the woods. I was disappointed that I couldn't go shopping but didn't think it was worth getting your blood sucked out so I went back to the hotel, hoping my mom would be okay.

I dreamt that I was lying in bed dreaming about having picked at infectious leprosy-like lesions all over my body, and as I dreamt I was tossing and turning, I worried about the nasty germs on my fingertips and how I did not want to leave the nice warm comfy bed and sanitize my hands.

I had a dream about getting a new cat, a Russian blue. I named him...Deni. (After Istomin, of course). I don't know what Denis would think of me naming a cat after him.

I think he'd be pleased.

I keep having recurring dream that i'm in bed dreaming.

I’m on top of a bus! It’s a blue bus. Danger.

My parents have what is believed to be a Russian blue (came from shelter, so past is a mystery). Love her. She is my sis. Love to watch her bossing the parents around.

She sounds like a wonderful cat! I just love cats in general. They are so beautiful. My favorite is the Lynx (tabby) point Siamese, a mix of Siamese and American tabby cat.

dreamt that someone told me that it did not have any interchangable parts to repair the washing machine.