I can't discern any particular accent from your posts. Nor would I guess that you actually have a Cockney accent (although feel free to correct me if you do).
If you could choose another accent for yourself, which would you choose?
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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.
– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)