31 Mar 2009, 3:18 am
31 Mar 2009, 3:21 am
Omg...i mean......omg!!
Sun is shining, theres a warm wind blowing gently
and theres a fly sitting on the ouside of my window 
spring is here!!
*totally looses it and runs naked outside and does laps around the house
while screaming Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah baby*
31 Mar 2009, 4:04 am
Wow 
i`m looking at todays paper and theres a add...
a company that works with emptying basements full of
water and such things - and the header of the add is:
We Suck Everything
no job too big or too small
They are kinda begging for a prank call
31 Mar 2009, 5:01 am
Sometimes i love football players
this guy...this is Carew, one of our football
guys and he suddenly appeard recently
with two lines cut into each eyebrow.
they are clearly made by hand, some
sort of fashion statement i guess or
a sign that he`s hungry for attention.
Or, he thinks it still 1992 
But here`s the funny in it - he denies he
has done anything. He claims he had
a fight with his cat and that it scratched
him.
So, first he stands in front of a mirror and
shaves a pattern into his eyebrows. Then,
he`s actually stupid enough to think that
anyone in their right mind will ever belive
that story - thats one magical cat! it appears
it has not touched the skin, only scratched off
the hair, and in a pattern
omg! no one belives that
pssst...dude...your makeup is smearing..
pull up your skirt and be a big boy
And this guy gets paid millions to kick a
ball around on a lawn - clear, solid proof
that theres no conncetion whatsoever between
intelligens and income
31 Mar 2009, 5:37 am
When you`re angry, count slowly to ten.
When you`re really angry, swear like a
drunk sailor who just hit his thumb
31 Mar 2009, 6:11 am
31 Mar 2009, 11:23 am
Ughhh I'm so tired of all the effing trolls and spammers!! ! Do you really think anyone wants your stupid shoes??????
31 Mar 2009, 11:29 am
31 Mar 2009, 11:30 am
31 Mar 2009, 11:33 am
tomorrow is april fools day 
31 Mar 2009, 12:06 pm
Random old coin from 1810
199 years old 
31 Mar 2009, 12:11 pm
Did you know that April went missing in Holland in 1970. They looked everywhere but they simply couldn't find it anywhere. So that year folks just did without it. One year later it returned with a tan on it's face. The mudder foppert had taken a sabbatical years.
Can you believe it?
Pfff, flower power days, I reckon.
31 Mar 2009, 12:32 pm
^
Facinating 
always fun to learn history
31 Mar 2009, 4:33 pm
Did you know that April went missing in Holland in 1970. They looked everywhere but they simply couldn't find it anywhere. So that year folks just did without it. One year later it returned with a tan on it's face. The mudder foppert had taken a sabbatical years.
Can you believe it? Pfff, flower power days, I reckon.
is that an april fools joke?
31 Mar 2009, 4:43 pm
Did you know that April went missing in Holland in 1970. They looked everywhere but they simply couldn't find it anywhere. So that year folks just did without it. One year later it returned with a tan on it's face. The mudder foppert had taken a sabbatical years.
Can you believe it? Pfff, flower power days, I reckon.
is that an april fools joke?
That's what I was thinking!
31 Mar 2009, 4:57 pm
After feeling pretty down for most of the day, I feel chipper and excited at this moment. I need a new happy song...
Edit: How's this V ?
