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22 Aug 2011, 2:31 am

I took my eight year old to the restaurant and I let him run around and throw food and play with silverware and bang on the glasses and table tops and people got pissed around me. Then we were asked to leave.

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22 Aug 2011, 2:47 am

Jesus was picked in the first round of the NHL draft by a team he was morally opposed to playing for, the New Jersey Devils.

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22 Aug 2011, 3:01 am

the little blue pill helps you inflate balloons [the kind that go up in the air].

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22 Aug 2011, 5:02 am

Debbie does Dallas won 11 Oscars including "Best Actress" and "Best Cinematography".

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22 Aug 2011, 5:18 am

I am not lazy.

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22 Aug 2011, 5:23 am

TenPencePiece wrote:

I am not lazy.

Untrue.

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22 Aug 2011, 5:34 am

element 115 [ununpentium] has been mass-produced for eventual use in american hyper-performance military craft. :wink:

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22 Aug 2011, 5:46 am

My mouse cord is twenty foot long.

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22 Aug 2011, 6:11 am

James Cameron created "Avatar" using Visicalc on Power PC era macs.

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22 Aug 2011, 6:20 am

The first cone was actually made in 85 million BC.

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22 Aug 2011, 6:35 am

i have an element-115-powered toaster.

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22 Aug 2011, 6:45 am

I have a flux capacitor in my office. It makes a lovely power supply for my Mac Mini.

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22 Aug 2011, 10:35 am

I own a trampoline.

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22 Aug 2011, 6:38 pm

I have no arms or legs. Or torso.

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22 Aug 2011, 6:52 pm

I have a fully-functional, anatomically correct, self-cleaning, gravimetric hologram of Pamela Anderson in my guest bedroom.

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22 Aug 2011, 7:04 pm

My fins have nice green speckles.

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