Lock the door forcefield to protect myself from the outside world, drop keys on the table thing while simultaneously looking for and / or greeting multiple animals, remove shoes and socks, hang my handbag on the arm of that chair, go straight to kitchen to wash hands and get a glass of ice water, then start peeling off my clothes (to be in pyjamas, that is ...)
I've already left my sunglasses in the car where they belong, and put on my real glasses before coming inside, except for the times I forget and come in the house wearing sunglasses, in which case I go back out in bare feet to get my real glasses so I can find a glass for my water.
If I bought anything I remove all packaging asap and get it out of the house because I can't stand that crap, including paper bags or those recycle bag things.
Who is the last person you phoned?
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I never give you my number, I only give you my situation.
Beatles