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KyleTheGhost
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16 Nov 2013, 4:46 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

I am Ned Flanders.

Ned Flanders is the unquestioned lord and master of the world.

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16 Nov 2013, 9:16 pm

I have a new foolproof idea for a car propelled by "natural" gas- you stick a collection tube underneath the driver's seat, which leads to the engine. you have the driver mainline a concoction made out of beer and inadequately-cooked red beans in a chili and cheese sauce, and whole milk. it is guaranteed to work.

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17 Nov 2013, 12:59 am

I'm so happy I feel like I'm on top of the world.

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17 Nov 2013, 6:53 am

A dragon is a poor defenseless creature like the Addams Family says they are.

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17 Nov 2013, 10:37 am

I don't think extracurricular activities are lame in my opinion.

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17 Nov 2013, 11:23 am

It is such a warm evening here in Scotland, that I've opened all the doors and windows and am eating some ice-cream.

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17 Nov 2013, 11:28 am

Bullets bounce off of fat people upon impact.

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17 Nov 2013, 12:07 pm

I am a chimpanzee

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17 Nov 2013, 3:49 pm

i'm not me.

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17 Nov 2013, 4:06 pm

The Clean Chatroom doesn't need anymore people in it.

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17 Nov 2013, 6:21 pm

The Clean Chat Room gets polished and vacuumed each evening just before 7pm.

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17 Nov 2013, 7:28 pm

There is a Non-Members Only forum on WP where only non-members can discuss non-members-related issues. You still have to log in to post there. Therefore, non-members are not able to post there. WP members are also not allowed to post there because it's for non-members only.

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17 Nov 2013, 7:31 pm

sugar is good for you.

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17 Nov 2013, 10:11 pm

I'm a supermodel!

What? You mean I was supposed to lie here?

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17 Nov 2013, 10:16 pm

I am a star of adult entertainments.

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18 Nov 2013, 2:38 pm

I just opened a monkey nut and found a diamond inside.

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