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By getting rid of the head....

Do you believe in Placating Subjective Muses?

Subjective...? Aha, yes! I know exactly what you mean, and I believe very strongly in placating them. But only when there's an "O" in the month.

What is Uri Geller most famous for?

Bending pitchforks.

When people say they're screwed what thread size do they mean?

3/16. They're never quite halfway there.


What to do on a Friday night during Covid, and kitten supervision?

I can think of a few things----but some of them can only be said in very exclusive company.....

Does anyone remember the album "The Kink Kontroversy"

(please note...sometimes, I'm just a Silly Billy )

Yes, it involved a recall on hundreds of vacuum cleaners with faulty hoses.

Same q

Yes- it was a short documentary film in which the famous sex researcher Alfred Kinsey complained about how he always had to use hair-straighteners at college to stop him looking "too ethnic".

...same q. It's a good'un.

It's a manual about CR's favourite rock band.

What year did my brother break one arm and burn the other one, when he lit his Evil Knievel toy on fire?

Probably sometime in the 70s----when Kneivel was at his most popular.....

Do you believe a motorcyclist can actually jump over the Grand Canyon?

Yes. I am not sceptical about that at all, though I feel no urge to look it up now. Wait, this isn't turning into another thread...

What shape is Mars?

The Shape of War!

What shape is Venus?

Like a hawt woman. And Venus is naked ... to the visible eye!


Is there any conclusive evidence that the Moon is NOT made of green cheese?

Yes. If it were green cheese it would be banned with the Dr Seuss books.

What is blood made of?

Cherry cola and regret.

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The trouser snake.

What is the fastest car on Earth?

Also the Trouser Snake - a rocket-propelled car that that has held the land-speed record since 1998.

What is a ferret?