I confess.....

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I confess.... about the booze.... I can relate. Still (a bit) I must say.

But....

I also confess.... there's this other motivation on the horizon and if things go well I might very well leave the first.

I confess I'm feeling under the weather today.

I confess that i`m still a little baffled over some of the
questions on a form i filled out when i started the AS
diagnosis-thingy - some of it was just so incredibly poorly
written, for example;

"does it feel like things are going slower?"

...em.....what? Me moving slower or time slowing down or...em.....what??
crazy stuff - not a problem, i just found it weird that those kind of forms
were so innacurate and stuff. Some of them i had to skip all together and
explain why i skipped them instead. I mean, one question with three
possible options for an answer and non of them made any sense
what to do, what to do...

I confess that this is soo bad taste
but i`ll now burry the age old question
"can you light a fart on fire?"

So, once and for all, yes and here`s the proof.
Just ignore the vid, its some stupid big brother
show, skandianvian version - but pay close
attention at around 3:05 to 3:11 and you will
have your answer. Thats one hell of a flame
thrower - And it was almost a very embarrasing
trip to the emergency room

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTSytnfNlUQ&feature=related[/youtube]

That is hilarious!! !

I confess that once again, I am sitting here at a library computer, getting paid to do absolutely nothing. I take a job for a whole day, and they only actually need me for half. But they pay me for the whole thing. So I get to sit for hours......................

I confess that I don't like watching talk shows. Especially the ones that are supposed to be funny, but are not.

I confess I am happy

I want one for each room... just to show off how f***ing rich i am

once i get my invention selling XD

annoy-a-tron anyone? i got 3 of those little buggers.

I confess that this amuses me to no end. Does anyone else have it? It's a bubble wrap keychain. Every time you hit 100 pops it makes a random noise.



God bless ThinkGeek and the random crap that keeps me so amused.

nope

I confess i did a do-it-yourself haircut today, that
was long overdue. Its...well, its shorter. Not much
more good to say about it

^




I confess.....I have no talent cutting hair either. That's why I buzz my hair down to 1/4 inch, every couple months, then wait for it to grow out.

Heh... I confess that I get almost all of my upper body wardrobe from thinkgeek. I have everything from Ferrous Wheel to Escape Velocity to "Rays Casts" to the Wireless Signal Detector T-shirt.

I have the shock tanks, the holy hand grenade of Antioch, the Mace Windu MasterReplicas Lightsabre, and most importantly...



I confess that I have (correction: had) about 5... As well as an Annoy-o-tron 2.0.

Funny story/confession: my Physics/homeroom teacher back in high school was an eccentric guy; had some obsessive compulsive tendencies and was always ragging on his students (one kid he actually called a twit in fine print on the bottom of a test sheet), but it was always good natured and funny. We were always at each other's throats, but in a friendly way. I'd pull off ridiculous stunts like bring whole chickens and steak dinners complete with cutlery and the works and just eat them in class and stuff like that. He'd make fun of everybody in the class and conjure up test questions with me in ridiculous situations, etc.

Anyway, my younger brother was in his very class two years after I graduated, and I learned that he was still telling the stories of my 'exploits' as precautionary tales to the kids about what *not* to do in class. They all thought he was just joking about the stuff. One day, I snuck into the class at lunchtime (my brother had arranged with one of the other teachers, who knew about our plan and was very excited about being an accomplice as he was one of this teacher's rivals, to have it unlocked for me) and planted one of those buggers on the underside of one of the drawers in his filing cabinet. For about two weeks straight, every 5 minutes (as I'm told by my brother) he'd suddenly jerk up and look around the room, asked anybody if they heard anything, and when the kids just shook their heads in a typical slack-jawed manner, he'd shrug and warily go back to whatever it was he was doing. He must have thought he was going insane.

Eventually, it bothered him to the point where he was calling in an electrician to tear up the place looking for whatever the source of that noise was. He thought it was a warning device telling that there was a gas leak or some such.

*Finally*, while surfing thinkgeek.com he came upon the annoy-o-tron and instantly recognized what it was. After that, he was able to find the device within 5 minutes and immediately suspected my brother. Upon confronting him he simply informed him that it was my idea, to which the teacher contemplated this for a grand total of two seconds before shrugging and nodding his head in a knowing manner, his hindsight being 20/20.

The final punchline is this: The teacher confiscated the annoy-o-tron, but how do you think he disposed of it? He went to the teacher's lounge and stuck it in his mailbox, then just left it there for his peers to enjoy for another couple of weeks.

Money well spent, if you ask me.

I confess I have had a lazy day today.....
I also confess... see my sig (Life is good)