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Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Have you spent another afternoon conversing with a hookah-smoking caterpillar perched upon a mushroom? Sylkat
Marylandman889 Snowy Owl
Joined: 28 Mar 2013Age: 27Gender: MalePosts: 166Location: Maryland
Hey, are you enjoying that simple little flower over there?
MjrMajorMajor Veteran
Joined: 15 Jan 2012Gender: FemalePosts: 8,765
I think you better get your liver checked out.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
He needs it... why would he check it out? What is he... a supermarket for organs?
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 77,049Location: UK
Morning smelly!
Morning stinky.
How's your piles?
My batteries are fine. How's the halitosis?
Not as bad as yours. Thanks for asking.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Mouthwash should help get rid of the odour.
Is that what you used? I heard you could singe a persons eyebrows at 50 paces with your breath.
You change your avatars frequently. You need to do the same with your underwear.
There's a roaring trade in dirty underwear. You should know about that.
I heard hydrochloric acid, can't get the stains out of your dirty underwear.
You seem to have some kind of interest in my underwear. You should get help for that.
You should see a therapist and explain why you want to look like Charlie Chaplin.